From the nations finest sportscasters at The Onion http://www.theonion.com/content/news/terrell_owens_not_sure_about_this IRVING, TX—Upon...
I am very disappointed in Al Davis for losing out on the Pacman Jones lottery. You know Al wanted Pacman. Could it be that Pacman was too smart to...
Shelton's pappy was Lonnie Shelton who used to bust heads in the NBA for the Sonics and Cavs. LJ used to be play lots of hoops too, so at least...
Pittman only caught 11 passes on 07. He was suspended three games for borrowing a car and had some injury issues. By borrowing a car I don't mean...
You can check out the league i'm in for some ideas, theres like 200 teams and they're all in portland, so nobody will accuse you of stealing....
Best ever has to be Spud Webb. Dude was only 5'7'' and matched Dominique Wilkins dunk for dunk. Howard is 6'11'' and couldn't even get to the rim...
This looks like a good place to post the latest Onion headline. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_season_perfect_for_rest
I used to have one of those little plastic charger electric football players wearing #18 glued to the dashboard in my Camaro. Some quick math on...
They tore down Foxboro, MA? I guess it got buried in the headlines after 9/11. I'm glad the town has recovered:icon_rofl:
I agree with Thumpetman
If the Colts are so damn good, why did they barely beat Oakland in week 15 with their starters in the whole game. If they didn't have a 90 yard punt...
How about "Ocean's 31"? "The Sting" The Embezzler? Picky Pickerton? I give up
I just hope the Bolts stay away from Los Angeles. I hate every team from LA and they couldn't even keep the Rams and Raiders. The whole argument...
I have no problem with L.T. getting touches, I would just like the plays to be less predictable. As goofy as those fake reverses of Cam's looked...
This is a quote from Norv that is in several of todays papers in regards to the fans booing on SD's first posession: "I'd like to say I don't hear...
Turner has been totally underutilized. He is a better option than L.T. for softening up the defense, that dude can carry a pile for 3-4 yards....
Its the Chunky Soup Curse!!!! :icon_twisted: Everyone do a Progresso shooter and fix L.T.
Miller used to be pretty funny on SNL, but he started sucking up to the neocons after his movie career went nowhere. He never ripped on liberals...
Happy?...Hmmm....I would like to start again from Jan, 2007. Fire Marty and promote Wade Phillips to HC. I would also like it if Greg Oden had his...
You want me to look for positives after a game like that? If there was any improvement in games 5-7 then it was all pissed away this week. We can...
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