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Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    A man goes to the Broncos box office and asks about Broncos playoff tickets. The teller says "there are none because the Broncos didn't make it to the playoffs." The next day the man goes back and asks the same question. This goes on for 2 weeks and the teller... finally says "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR 2 WEEKS, THERE AREN'T ANY TICKETS BECAUSE THE BRONCOS DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!"

    The man says "I know... I drive all the way from San Diego just to hear you say that."
     
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    The Colorado Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards the city of Denver.

    For the first offense, they give you two Denver Bronco tickets. :no:

    If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. :icon_eek:
     

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