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A Patriot fan walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan
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    ...with a frog on his head.
    The bartender says "How the hell did you get that?"
    The frog says "Well, it started as a wart on my ***..."
  2. GodofBolts
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    And I knocked his *** out! (No joke there I actually did that):icon_twisted:
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    Since I am unable to create a new thread for my very popular and highly coveted PatsR Guarantees, I have decided to make this thread my home. I bring to you west coast softies my list of PatsR Guarantees with an astonishing 95% success rate. Please, feel priviledged that I have chosen your little forum.

    So without any further ado, I present to you, my list of PatsR Guarantees.


    1) The Chargers will lose to the New England Patriots and will not advance to the Superbowl......................................PatsR Guaranteed

    2) The Patriots will win their 4th Superbowl this year.....PatsR Guaranteed

    3) The San Diego Chargers will not win next years Superbowl, either...................................................................PatsR Guaranteed

    4) The Indy Colts will not win next years Superbowl......PatsR Guarateed

    5) Tom Brady is the greatest Quarterback to ever step foot on a football field..........................................................PatsR Guaranteed.


    Well there we have it folks, my list of respected and highly coveted PatsR Guarantees. I will update periodically. Have a pleasant day.
  4. Buck Melanoma
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    I guarantee you won't be back after your team's embarrassing defeat tomorrow. :tup:
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    Ah.......................but the bigger question is, will any one of you

    Boltz Schlubs take back that ridiculouos joke, when

    we stomp a mudhole in yer replacements

    Volek and Turner?

    Or will you cry along with Lilly Tuff about how classless we were to kick your injury ridden arses and tell ya about it while we were doing it??

    "SAY MY NAME!!! Boltz Beetches! SAY MY NAME!!!"

    BassDawg, OUT!
    Talk Smack to you again, when it's 18-0 :flag:.
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    and walks out a Charger fan...
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    Wow...who knew Pats fans were this uptight. I guess the pressure must so unbearable that they can't recognize a joke when they see one.
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    Hey now Dolts fans...
    Here ya go:

    :icon_tease::yes::tup::icon_rofl::abq2:

    Wait 'til next year...
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    Yawn!
    Go bore people on your own site.
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    Another excellent list of Guarantees PatsR! I remember several months ago when you made a prediction on the Broncos board the Patriots would go undefeated and considered the greatest team in NFL history.

    Just two more little speed bumps and that guarantee will be fulfilled.
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    Do we care? He will probably be back after buying a Chargers jersey. Pats fans are 90% band wagoners anyway.
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    Wow this guy has a serious case of man love for Brady, maybe this will make him feel better
    :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
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    That's a good one charger-girl369 (That's a bit of an ambiguous board name, don't ya think...?)

    He who laughs last, laughs, uh, last...:icon_tease:
    We'll see...
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    Ambiguous? That's a big word for a Cheatriots fan, don't ya think...? :yes: There's a lot of meaning in the name and the numbers, unlike your teams so called "perfect season" because anything done by cheating has NO meaning. :yes:

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