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It's Okay - Vick ATE the dogs

ATLANTA--Michael Vick’s attorney, Billy Martin, spoke today at length about the dog-killing allegations leveled against his client and insisted that Vick ate “every single dog” that was killed on his property, dispelling the notion the dogs were killed merely for sport.

“Michael would never just kill an animal for the sake of sport,” Martin told the Atlanta Journal Constitution. “That’s wrong and it’s disgusting. The fact is, he ate all those dogs after he killed them. He cut them up and cooked them on his grill. They're actually quite delectable if you apply the proper seasoning. So Michael’s really no different than your average hunter.”

Martin did admit that Vick’s methods of killing the animals were slightly different from those used by hunters, but contended that the methods were “merely a technicality.”

“Okay, so he drowned and electrocuted them instead of shooting them,” Martin said. “So what? At least they didn’t suffer. It probably took only ten, fifteen minutes to finish them off, tops. And when it was all over the meat was prepared and served to friends, family, and even a local homeless shelter. Does that sound illegal to you? Yes? Oh. Well, you're not a lawyer are you?”

As for the fighting, Martin said that it was being painted in the wrong light. Fighting amongst animals, according to Martin, is commonplace everywhere in nature.

“You look at those National Geographic specials and there are animals kicking the **** out of each other all the time,” he said. “That’s nature. That’s survival of the fittest. Would it be wrong for a bunch of humans to bet on a fight between, say, two cheetahs? No. In fact it would be totally natural. Animals fight and humans bet. It’s all part of the cycle of life. So if Michael is guilty of anything, it’s being human. And possibly marijuana possession.”

Prosecutors are charging that Vick ran a dog fighting ring on his Virginia property and killed wounded dogs by electrocution, hanging, and drowning.

Even if the dogs were eaten, law enforcement officials say, Vick would still in serious trouble.

“Those dogs were bred solely for fighting and when they were no longer useful they were killed in a barbaric way and buried on the property,” said one official who asked not to be identified. “Even if he did eat the dogs it would still be illegal. Actually if he ate them it would be even sicker. Dogs are man's best friend. I wouldn't eat my best friend, not unless we were stranded at sea or something, and even then I would wait two or three days to start digging in. ”

On Monday, the NFL officially banned Vick from Falcons training camp while it reviews his case. However, animal rights groups such as PETA are demanding the NFL go a step further and permanently expel Vick from the league.

“The NFL needs to send a message here and expel Vick permanently from the league,” said Ingrid Newkirk, president of PETA. “Did you know that most serial killers start off killing animals? It’s true. Ted Bundy killed several puppies as a child. John Wayne Gacy used to run over cats with his lawnmower. David Berkowitz was an avid fisherman. Vick will probably end up killing a bunch of people someday. You just wait. And when it happens, don't come crying to me - unless he harms an animal in the process.”

This article is satire and is not intended as actual news source: The Brushback

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It's Okay - Vick ATE the dogs

Whats up CC...? Good to see you over here!....I love the stuff from Brushback...Here is another!

It's Okay - Vick ATE the dogs

Well what part of the dog do you think hot dogs come from ?

It's Okay - Vick ATE the dogs

Yet another Brush Back article...This one is charger related...See it here...Merriman Brush Back article reagrding him not doing the sack dance anymore...

...Very funny

Good stuff...Thanks for the reminder CC. And again, welcome onboard...Good to see you here.

They'll be fighting the Raiders for that draft pick ..... :lol:

It's Okay - Vick ATE the dogs

Thanks. I've been lurking for quite a while, but haven't posted until now. Probably won't post that much. I am enjoying reading another good Chargers source.

It's Okay - Vick ATE the dogs

Why... the lips and Asss][oles, of course. :yes:

He will be once he goes to jail. Repeatedly.

Vick's cellmate, "Do you want to be momma or papa?"

Vick, "Papa"

Vick's cellmate, "Good, get over here and suck mama's dick!"

:icon_rofl: oldie but a goodie!! :icon_rofl:

any bets that he doesn't do very much time?

:icon_shrug:

word

:icon_eek: :icon_rofl:

I know... I was almost convinced of his sincerity until he pulled the Jesus card. Well, at least he didn't read from a script. He'll have plenty of time to review scripture though.

HEY MIKE!!! HOW ABOUT THE DOGS??? I didn't hear any apologies to them? :icon_huh:

EDIT: and one more thing, Mikey... killing those dogs in that manner wasn't "immature"... it was heartless... gutless... and despicable.

Was Jesus lost or something? :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:

He may show up at the 'Gater like he did at the temple, and do to alla y'all what he didta the money changers :icon_eek: :yes:

Prison sex.

Hillary is a coyote. :lol:

Sweet Thing at the courthouse jes said he'd hafta pay for the maintenance of the dogs confiscated from his Va home. Many of the dogs'll hafta be euthanised cuz dogs trained to fight/kill other dogs can't be adopted as pets.

Roger Cossack issa bad mofo. Vick's lawyer is saying he hopes the judges sees the true Mike Vick, that what we see know is an aberration.

Cossack says thats gonna be a hard sell since it's been goin on for 6 years!!

:icon_eek: :icon_rofl:

But Pelosi is a Cougar! :icon_eek:

Vick is probably getting advice. Bible thumping in the big house is way to protect yourself. I doubt that it will cut much ice with this particular judge.

The new Michael Vick experience will look like this,

Lester Munson: Vick's next focus

<Snip> How much time will Vick spend in prison?

Under the complex formula used in the federal courts, Vick can expect to do 12 to 18 months in a federal penitentiary. But as Hudson told Vick in the 17-minute hearing on Monday, there is no guarantee that his sentence will fall within the range of that formula. With considerable emphasis and in a slightly louder voice, Hudson looked across to Vick during the hearing and said, "I am not bound by the [guidelines]. The decision is mine." At the sentencing hearing on Dec. 10, Hudson can make findings that Vick should be given an "upward departure" or a "downward departure." Those legal phrases mean simply that Hudson can issue a longer sentence or a shorter sentence than the guidelines suggest. It was clear from Hudson's tone that he will make his own decisions on departures, whether upward or downward, and the sentence will be what Hudson decides regardless of recommendations or suggestions from others. Hudson is a judge who uses the word "maximum" more often than he uses the word "minimum" in his sentences. The gruesome and brutal nature of the charges against Vick will be the central factor in Hudson's decision on a sentence, no matter what Vick and his lawyers present. Expect a sentence of 18 to 24 months.<snip>

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They (Falcons) have used that excuse every time Vick does something stupid.

I'll bet that he gets at least 18 months.