If the Chargers were a candy bar, which one would they be... Remmeber, Almond Joy got nuts.... Mounds dont...
How about a nice Watchamacallit with some Chewy Spree pressed into the middle? If you just put it in your mouth and don't bite down (thats what he said) its rather enjoyable, but then the chocolate melts and you realize..."man this sh*t is fu*ked up."
Snickers. Anyone remember the Snickers commercial when the Buffalo Bills where handed a snickers bar by Marv Levy, and he told them they werent leaving the meeting until they figured out a way to win the Super Bowl, and the announcer came in and said, for those times when you are going to be there for awhile? We are going to be here awhile.
Kit Kat - cuz they are playing like a bunchs of P***ys Raisinets - cuz they have no almonds Airheads (no explanation necessary)
I'd say a rocky road candy bar.....the name "rocky road" seems appropriate. Plus the entire inside is marshmallow and soft....which again seems appropriate.