Nate Kaeding's dog, Mr. Scruffers, didn't have as bad a day as his owner. But that's only because Kaeding's bad day continued when he came home from San Diego's playoff loss and failed on his attempt to take out his frustration on Scruffers. Kaeding's kick sailed wide-right of Mr. Scruffers' head, flipping the kicker over backwards and onto his couch. Scruffers then came over to Kaeding and sniffed his crotch. "He probably smelled my piss-pants from the game," said Kaeding. http://www.sportspickle.com/might-have-heard:163/angry-nate-kaeding-wide-right-on-kicking-his-dog
All the Kaeding jokes make me think of a Vanderjagt joke I heard a while back. It went something like: "Did you hear Mike Vanderjagt tried to commit suicide today." --"What?" -- "Yeah, but it's okay, he couldn't kick the stool over." I found that funny in a sick way back then. Whatever happened to that poor guy anyway?
Cool! But I don't think that sites been updated in a while. I wonder if he'll ever come back and try to play in the NFL again.
"Drop-kick me, Jesus, thoo the goalposts o' life, End over end, neither left nor the right Straight thoo the heart o' them righteous uprights, Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts o' life"
Can anybody say Ray Finkle!!! "Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American."