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Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by La Grande Choke-O, Feb 14, 2007.

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  1. La Grande Choke-O
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    La Grande Choke-O BoltTalker

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    :icon_rofl: The best running back and tight end in the league, a top notch defense, a rested, healthy squad coming off a bye week, extra time to prepare, at home.
    Brady having, by far, his worst playoff performance - practically trying to give the ball away. No Rodney Harrison or Junior, no playmakers to speak of really at all on the Pats O. Reche Cladwell? Excuse me? An 11 point lead just before the half.

    You can't fire the players, so someone had to pay the price for such a collossal stinkbomb.
    The window of oppurtunity is so small in this game, and the Bolts choked their fine 14 - 2 season away. This firing should have been done the minute the time expired on that puke stain of a performance.

    As the Chargers slide back into mediocrity and worse, the fans will always point and wince at Marty's Waterloo-
    "La Grande Choke-O"
    :lol: :lol:
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    I was going to delete this stupid redundant thread but decided to watch it die a slow painful death.
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    Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

    What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

    When tweetle beetles fight,
    it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

    And when they battle in a puddle,
    it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

    AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
    they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

    AND...

    When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
    and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
    ...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

    AND...

    When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
    and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
    ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
    bottle paddle battle.
  4. La Grande Choke-O
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    Beetledork,
    Please,please, please, make yourself useful and be sure to hang several Heimlich maneuver posters in conspicuous places around the Chargers team facilities, especially in the players cafeteria. You know how prone to choking everyone is around there.:icon_rofl:
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    New socks.
    Two socks.
    Whose socks?
    Sue's socks.

    Who sews whose socks?
    Sue sews Sue's socks.

    Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir?
    You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.

    That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.

    Who comes? ...
    Crow comes.
    Slow Joe Crow comes.

    Who sews crow's clothes?
    Sue sews crow's clothes.
    Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
    Sue's clothes.

    Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.

    Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.

    Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
    Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

    Hose goes.
    Rose grows.
    Nose hose goes some.
    Crow's rose grows some.
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    sounds like you speak from experience
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