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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. Thumper
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    Ok, here are the rules of this thread. All you have to do is ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer. If you give a stupid answer, you have to ask a stupid question. The stupider the question, the better.

    Here's how it goes:

    Someone posts a question, the next person posts the answer and another question, and so on. Here's an example:

    Post #1:

    Q. What would you do if I attacked you with a wet sponge?

    Post #2:

    A. Nuke the sponge from orbit.

    Q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he keep doing it?

    And it just continues on like that.

    Now to start:

    Q: What would you do for a klondyke bar?
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    I'd go in and pass out cans of tuna as potpourri.



    Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    100 yards.


    Q: I like a good soda. Do you?
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    A: Only if it's Brussel Sprout Soda

    Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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    A: It's like that noise that makes you crap your pants.

    Q: Is food good?

    (I'm rofling myself)
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    A: It's Spamtastic!
    [​IMG]

    Q: If the baserunner has a wooden leg, can he leave it on first base and take a really long lead-off?
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    A: A player with one wooden leg may not separate said appendage from his personhood lest he be declared out. However, a player with multiple wooden appendages may remove one (though not all) said appendages and use it to interfere with a ball in play and/or as a threat/weapon against the guardians of the base path.

    Q: Why did that dinosaur eat my uncle?
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    A: Because he was a tender vittle.

    Q: Will Farve be a movie star next?
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    A: Brett Farve's next major project will be a German scat porn featuring Betty White and Michael Strahan. So yes.

    Q: What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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    A: I'd Rather you didn't ask.

    Q: Can a stupid person be a smart-***?
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    A: Yes, likewise a smart-*** CAN be a dumb ***.

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    A: In the lock.

    Q: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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    A: This is a trick question. There is no correct answer because raider fans don't have any money.



    Q: How many Raider fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Ten, one to screw in the bulb and nine to stand around talking about how great the old one was.



    Q:What kind of screwdriver does Philip own?
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    A: A Stanley


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    A: We don't, it's just an illusion

    Q: Who said that?
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    A: You said that.

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    A: Because the sun went down.

    Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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    A: To get tire marks on the grass.

    Q: If blue was really a different color, how would we know?
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    A. Hold up a mirror to it.

    Q. Why do we ask stupid questions?
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    A: Because they don't know any better

    Q: What's a question mark!
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    because Kenny kept asking stupid questions


    Question:


    Do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do???
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    A: Three octaves above E flat.

    Q: Which is smarter, water or clouds?
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    A: Clouds, because water falls.

    Q: Does anybody really know what time it is?
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    A: Photons know exactly what time it is.

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    A: Who cares.

    Q: Why is marmalade not called orange jam?
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    A: Because it's pink.

    Q: How come the smiley in the corner is making fun of me?
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    A: Because everyone makes fun of you.

    Q: Who is on the phone?

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