Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

A: Because he has a lot on his... um mind. (See post #68 of the "I Have_______ Thread")

Q: Where is Trumpet Man?

A: He's yelling at clouds.


Q: Do frogs live a happy life (even though they don't have sex?)

A: They do too... http://www.madblast.com/funny/13364_lesbian-frog-sex.html

Q: What is that stuff on Game123's upper lip?

A: I think the proper term is fuzz.

Q: Why am I so obsessed with the Chargers?

A: You say that like it's a bad thing. It's why we're here man

Q: Why can't we all just get along? :icon_shrug:

A: I wish we could, but anytime you bring together so many people there are going to be personalities that clash.

Q: If you had a choice to not eat for several days, but you got to go to a Chargers game, or eat normally and not go, which would you choose?

A: Pass

Q: Can we get a new question please?

A: Only if you have the sales receipt for the 1st one...

Q: Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

A: Just another example of the "man" keeping the other bubbles down.

Q: Do the Dodgers suck? :yes:

A: Now, that, is a stupid question.

Q: Who's with leather?

A: I'd rather be with leather than with child? :icon_shrug: :icon_mrgreen:

Q: Is there a "stupid" question?

A: Yes.

Q: Should we make a waiver claim on Chris Henry?

A: Yes. :icon_tease:

Q: Should the Chargers trade for Ocho Cinco too?

:icon_eek:A: I have No Response to that.

Q: who are the Grateful Dead and why do they keep following me?

A: The ladies you didn't ask out.. and they want to thank you:icon_tease:

Q: What makes your belly tingly?

A: Mexican food ( the good tingly ) I love it. :yes:

Q: Anyone else hate their job?

A: Love my job. But, I really hated my last one.

Q: What kind of car should I buy?

A: One like my Kenny.


I heart my Kenny.

Q: Why do I keep looking, thinking I can find Mr. Right, when all I am finding is Mr. Wrong?

A: I found over 100 Mr. Rights in Chula Vista alone....They're in the phone book :icon_wink: :five:

Q:What did 0 say to 8?

A: Because he's plump.

Q: Who thinks inside the box?

A: Jack

Q: Where's Waldo?

A: In my trunk.

Q: If a tree falls in the forest would you care?

A: Only if I was relieving myself behind that tree and a angry, now homeless woodpecker starts pecking my privates.

Q: Does anyone miss Disco?

A: The duck.

Q: Do you miss football?

A: Yes! I can't take it much longer.:crying: (at least the draft is close)

Q: Why shouldn't you squeeze the Charmin?