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  1. Thumper WHS

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    A: Cause Mr Wipple will kick your ***.

    Q: Why is Mr Wipple such a dick?
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  2. Game123 Well-Known Member

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    A: Because Mrs. Whipple is banging the milkman.


    Q: How does one know when buttermilk goes bad?
    Game123, Apr 5, 2008
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  3. Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: You would be too if all you had was toilet paper to squeeze.

    Q: What is the speed of smell?
    Boltage Bimbo, Apr 5, 2008
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  4. WyomingBoltFan Well-Known Member

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    A: Now that's a stupid question.

    Q: How come when kids are finally grown up and have left the home they cost you more money than ever?
    WyomingBoltFan, Apr 5, 2008
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    A: Because they think they're entitled to be 16 forever, and they live to suck their parents dry.

    Oh, wait a minute, that's just MY kids..........:unsure:

    Q: Why does the government take away the tax breaks for kids at age 17, when they start to get REALLY expensive?!
    Lightning's Girl, Apr 5, 2008
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    The speed of smell is inversely proportionate to its pleasantness; e.g., the sweet essence of a rose takes several seconds to fully reach the olfactory center in the brain, while the baby's after-lunch diaper hits you like a Mack truck going 100 MPH!!!
    Lightning's Girl, Apr 5, 2008
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  7. WyomingBoltFan Well-Known Member

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    A: Because they want things to be painful. Then in their capaign for president they can say they feel our pain.

    Q: Do we help our kids outta love or fear they will put us in a nursing home if we don't?
    WyomingBoltFan, Apr 5, 2008
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  8. wrbanwal Bad A S S

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    sometime next week


    who's authority were we suppose to question??
    wrbanwal, Apr 5, 2008
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  9. Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: All but this

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  10. Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    Q: When did they bring back Kenny from the dead?
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  11. Game123 Well-Known Member

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    A: Everyone's!


    Q: Why are black and white considered values and not colors?
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  12. Game123 Well-Known Member

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    A: As long as you're willing to eat your mistakes.



    Q: What the hell is water based oil paint?
    Game123, Apr 5, 2008
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  13. Thumper WHS

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    A: Isn't that when you put down a coat of water on your base guitar then paint it with oil? :icon_huh:

    Q: Who is Mrs. Robinson?
    Thumper, Apr 5, 2008
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  14. LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    A: Mr. Robinson's wife.

    Q: Who is Mr. Robinson?
    LV Bolt Fan, Apr 5, 2008
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  15. DefenseWins New Member

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    A: Joe Dimaggio's mistress that made him go away...

    Q: Cats get furballs - what do catfish get?
    DefenseWins, Apr 5, 2008
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  16. WyomingBoltFan Well-Known Member

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    A: A date with my skillet

    Q: How do you mend a broken heart?
    WyomingBoltFan, Apr 5, 2008
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  17. Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: With a scalpel and rib spreaders

    Q: Where do all the missing socks go?
    Boltage Bimbo, Apr 5, 2008
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  18. TheLash Well-Known Member

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    A: to a parallel sock -based universe.

    Q: why does my car run better when it's clean?
    TheLash, Apr 5, 2008
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  19. Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: Because it knows it's gonna make it rain

    Q: Don't you run better when clean?
    Boltage Bimbo, Apr 5, 2008
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  20. VOF BoltTalker

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    A: Like a clean machine.

    Q: How can kites fly without wings?

    VOF
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  21. Game123 Well-Known Member

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    A: They are made of anti-gravity materials.

    Q: How does something come up missing?
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  22. DefenseWins New Member

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    A: By reaching the surface while it's still dark outside...

    Q: How do you wear a FogHat?:icon_huh:
    DefenseWins, Apr 6, 2008
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  23. sdbound New Member

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    A: 18 bong hits before taking the slow ride to the show

    Q: Is tomorrow today's yesterday?
    sdbound, Apr 6, 2008
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  24. DefenseWins New Member

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    :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
    A: Only on the first full moon Friday of a leap year.

    Q: How do you get the sweet nectar out of tulips?
    DefenseWins, Apr 6, 2008
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  25. sdbound New Member

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    A: You have to bee careful

    Q: So you find grubs attractive?
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  26. WyomingBoltFan Well-Known Member

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    A: Yes, and tape worms too.

    Q: Just what are you cutting, when you cut one?
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    A.The cheese..........what else?

    Q. Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
    Lightning's Girl, Apr 6, 2008
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  28. Game123 Well-Known Member

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    A: Because the word 'prison' was already taken.

    Q: What is the definition of 'is'?:icon_huh:
    Game123, Apr 6, 2008
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