In the Air Force, we would go up to one of the lakes around us. Everyone kicked in about 60 bucks for the weekend, and went camping. We skied all day, and had a keg at night, then ski all day Sunday. We had a blast. Did you ever jump out of a perfectly good Airplane on purpose?
I have not seen but I'd like to. Believe... not sure. Did you ever commit any kind of vandalism when you were young?
He was last seen on the freeway. He took a s**t and he's riding his poop! :lol: What's the worst movie you ever saw?
What is the funniest thing you ever witnessed at a sporting event? It was a Chargers vs. Raiders home game in 1994 or 1995. I was waiting in line for drinks when I saw a little girl wearing a tiny Charger's jersey (Seau, I believe) walk to one of the overly costumed Raider fans (spiked shoulders pads, facepaint, the whole deal), kick the guy in the shin, and then ran back to her father. The father apologized and the Raider fan, to his credit, laughed it off and nothing came of the incident. There was this long moment of silence from everyone since the Raider fan was, aside from the craziness of his costuming, was a big guy that probably could have eaten the little girl for lunch. But once the guy started laughing the tension went away and me along with most of the people in the concession line laughed our asses off. What was the last expensive thing you bought for yourself?
Yes, I was at an overlook on Monte Sano mountain when I was about 17 years old. It was close to sunset and I had my girlfriend in front of me as we were looking out over the town of Huntsville down below. I reached around my girlfriend's waist and put my hand down her pants. They were there for a few minutes until a voice behind me said 'Please take your GD hands off my daughter's crotch.' It was then that I found out her parents were also at the overlook too. Crap like that happens when you live in a small town. What would you rather do... hunt, fish, or watch sports.
What would you rather do... hunt, fish, or watch sports. Watch sport. I'm not really into hunting or fishing. What are the best and worst jobs you have ever had?
Answer: Worst job? That would be when I was 16 and worked at Red Lobster as a busboy. I couldn't eat at Red Lobster for almost 20 years after that. The best job is what I do now. I'm a cnc machinist with a major UAV company. There's nothing like knowing your day's efforts will result in the extermination of terrorists half a world away. Question: What's the most stupid thing you've done while intoxicated?
Called my boss at 11:00 PM and proceeded to tell him all the things that were wrong with his company. Question: What famous person, dead or alive, would you most like to meet?
Ted Williams Question: have you ever been in an automobile accident where the automobile you were in was totaled?
Yes. When I was 23, I fell asleep at the wheel in the middle of rush hour (due to very hot weather and lack of sleep). Fortunately nobody was hurt but I totaled my Celica. I woke up in enough time so that I swerved, only hit a portion of the car ahead of me, and the rest of my car went into the guard rail. I was going about 35 MPH. Another time was when I was 16 but I wasn't driving. My friend had just got his license. The roads were icy and he lost control. The car slid right into a tree. What is the grossest food you've ever eaten?
Question: have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane? No, but I will one of these days. I've already jumped off of a perfectly good bridge, so why not? What was the last foreign country you visited?
Large cardboard boxes from the furniture store down the street from my grandmother's house. We would spend all day making forts, clubhouses, etc. When we were done, we'd take them back to the furniture store's trash container. Lost a lot of my grandmother's knives in the yard. We'd cut windows, doors, etc. and just leave them on the ground. LOL! What's the worst prank you ever played on someone?
What's the worst prank you ever played on someone? I duct taped a friend to the toilet after he passed out in the bathroom from a night of drinking. It took him about 2-3 hours to free himself after he woke up. Considering the amount of, ahem, stuff that was deposited there from the party from last night the smells didn't make the whole experience all that great, I'm sure. What was the best/weirdest Halloween costume you have ever wore?
I went to a party one year dressed as a woman - not a big deal - but I'm 6'6" and looked very interesting in high heals. What is the best Christmas present you ever received?
What was the ugliest city or town you ever visited? I did some volunteer work in a small town (the name escapes me at the moment) a few miles south of Tijuana back in my college days. It was a small town/village made to house orphans. Not a knock on them but they didn't have the money or the manpower to improve the place so it was really run down with only a handful of buildings and two sources of running water. It's strange to know that a place that was practically third-world was only a handful of miles away from the California border. What was the best/most interesting state (besides California) in the U.S. you have visited and why?
I've been to New Hampshire and been skiiing ta the three major resorts their. Bretton woods, Loon Mountain and Cannon Mountain. If I invited you to come visit me in the UK would you:icon_shrug:
I someone else was footing the bill:loltherwise very doubtful. I would LOVE to visit the UK though what is your favorite holiday?
