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Breaking News on Brett Favre!!!

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by matilack, Jul 28, 2008.

  1. matilack

    matilack #therealagent47

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    At exactly 5:23 PM this evening, he took a ****!!!:icon_tease:

    More on this in the next hour...
     
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  2. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug New Member

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    And where did he take it to?

    Did he drop it in a paper bag and light it on Thompson's porch? :icon_tease:
     
  3. matilack

    matilack #therealagent47

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    Hourly update......... he infact wrapped it in plastic wrap and chucked it through Thompsons car window, where it hit him smack in face giving him freckles.
     
  4. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug New Member

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    Now that's the wrong way to get ****-faced. :icon_rofl:
     
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  5. ChargerJeff

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    Rumor has it on John Madden knows for sure...
     
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  6. matilack

    matilack #therealagent47

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    I'm just sick of Favre, I can't take much more of these 10 minuete updates on ESPN.
     
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    What Color Was It?
     
  8. RM24

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    Breaking News: He's moving the "r" in front of the "v" to spell his last name correctly. "FARVE"!
     
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  9. HBM

    HBM Well-Known Member

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    He really needs to get over himself! OLD!!!!!
     
  10. EsDee_in_RI

    EsDee_in_RI Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl:
     
  11. floridaboltfan

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    I heard he wraped it in 3 seperate packages and sent one each to thompson, rodgers and lombardis grave:icon_sad:.
     
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    ...Got me there Matilack :tup:
     
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    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    I think this thread has found a good home now. :)
     
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  14. RM24

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    And wiped his azz right handed......
     
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    Brandon Marshall wiped Bretts *** with his right hand. Bronoco fans are very encouraged by this news.
     
  16. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    In the rubbish bin?:icon_huh:
     
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  17. BOLTS4LIFE

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    More coverage on this particular bowl movement?
    More Farve feces to be defecated?
    Or both?
     
  18. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    is there an update as to the brand of tiolet paper used?
     
  19. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    My sources are saying Brett had a grilled cheese for lunch.

    More to come.
     
  20. Lightning's Girl

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    As a nurse, I would be interested in the quantity, color, odor, texture, and general appearance of said fecal matter in order to furnish the doctor with an accurate assessment of the patient's bowel function.

    As a football fan, I say, WHO GIVES A ****?

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!





    Sorry.......it's late at night, I'm tired, and I have a tendency to be totally wacky when I'm tired:icon_eek:
     
  21. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    Now I know why I did not go into the medical field.


    I could handle this ****
     
  22. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    Yeah.......I can remember more than once having a doctor ask me what his patient's puke or poop looked like, and I'd just point to my shoes.

    You get used to it.:lol:
     

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