Breaking News: Terror alert in Oakland!

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  1. HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Oakland:


    OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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    They're gonna get PASTED on sunday and then.......:fan:
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    The Raider will never see that substance again against any Decent team expect maybe the 49er's:icon_rofl:
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    It could not of happened to a better Team and I am glad that we were the very first one's to start the ball rolling!
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