Comment on a Jets Cheerleader

Well, we have a long week to kill and a lot of unchanneled anxiety.

First up is Lexxxie. We could do it scale of 1 to 10? Or "I'd hit that" vs. "Not even to win a bet"?

Your call.

6 if she leaves the boots on. :icon_twisted:

5 (with boots) until she starts talking all "guido-ette", then she slides to one and a half.

Moving along: Ginger

Okay... seriously... the scales are all relative. She's like a Kansas City 8, a New York 7, and an LA 6. I'd give her a 10 if she were to let me play around with her a little bit.

I give the second girl the same scores across the board.

But I'm not in Kansas City, New York, LA or Henderson. The average girl jogging by my house on her way to the bay (and there are LOTS) makes either of these two girls look like a booger.

And these are NFL cheerleaders from the largest market in the country. We're just "Sleepy Little San Diego."

Sleepy little San Diego my *** bro. :lol: I'd use the same scale in SD as I would in LA. So Cal is a haven. I most def wouldn't kick either one of them out of bed. :no:

So a 6 and a 6?

I was struggling with the jumpsuit thing too.

Next up: Maude

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I don't think that's a very flattering picture of Maude. But maybe that's a theme here. :lol: I'm going to grade her as though her neck weren't flexed in an unattractive manner.

KC 8
NY 7
LA 7

No, I really wasn't trying to scrape bottom. In fact, just the opposite. I threw "Jets Flight Crew" into the grinders figuring the cream would rise. This is what came back.

Maude would have a tough time hanging on Garnet. But I give her an SD 5, and a Jersey "I'd pound her out" for a kicker.

Next: Cherry

I think you're a little jaded from living in PB (not that I'm not jealous!). :lol:

I'm going to have to give this one some serious consideration... but I'm a fan. :yes:

Yeah, she got my attention too.

Danny Noonan: "I talked to Pete Scalary last night. He's going to get that training bra back to you real soon."

I'm giving the last one a solid 7+. She's pretty hot. Looks like she could start for the Charger Girls-- on the poster at the very least. She might dance like Elaine Benes for all we know.

Now it's a rollercoaster ride: Pat

Jade:

Lynette:

Maria:

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Right

Okay, let's do the same thing but with Minka Kelly. I give her a:

KC 10
NY 9
LA 8.5

1st photo , no titties, bad in my book!