Cromartie latest baby mama expecting twins

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  1. matilack #therealagent47

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    He's gonna go broke no matter what.
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    At this point (5:03 pm pdt 4/17/12), I think there's a decent chance the story's a joke.

    But it WOULD prove the existence of God:

    Statistically, no way does an unthinking, random universe fvck with a guy
    who's recklessly "fathered" 10 kids, by "blessing" him with a double dip...
    nope, THAT implies (a slightly meanspirited, but hilarious) Intelligent Design! :)


    p.s. Pretty sure the term "baby mama" is being misused here...despite one's feelings
    about A.C.'s inability to "wrap that rascal," Terricka Cromartie is, I believe, his legal wife.
    (Unless a melanin surplus alone qualifies a woman for the disparaging term...?...?)

    p.p.s. Also, since it's currently 10 kids, 8 different women,
    if the story's true, it would be 12 kids, still 8 different women, not 9.
    (sorry to get all "facty")
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    I'm shocked!:rolleyes:
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    He needs to hook up with Octo-Mom.
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    It's like that movie "Idiocracy" the dumb s#$ts keep on keepin' on with their baby making
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    And we continue to give a crap because ..... ? :whistling:
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    Is he allergic to latex or something? Dude needs to wrap it up...
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    Something like 50 years ago, the courts order my grandmother to get her tubes tied after she had her 3rd kid before she was 18. Why can't we do this to Cro and others like him?
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    Dude needs to get his **** snipped
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    They make lamb skin ones or he can get it snipped
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    He just needs to chop two things off and he will be good to go. Ridiculous how many times hes done this.
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    I am sure Cro will claim the women got pregnant from the toilet seat....

    Never understood that saying... But... What the hay...

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