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Da Raiduhs......LMFAO!!

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    In your basement? Why, your TV down there so we can watch the game? If that's an invite, you'll have to do better than that. :lol:
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    wow, you told us
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    He is using those Lombardi’s as an Antenna for his TV, seems after paying off all his Raider bets, he was unable to pay his cable bill. Now he has them arraigned in a certain pattern with bailing wire tying them all together. They work satisfactory, until an airplane flies over, then he gets ghosting on his screen. Also when the kids go by on a skateboard, you get all kinds of snow. When the person upstairs flushes the toilet, the pipes rattle, and shake. And when the neighbors argue, well those paper thin walls, you can hear everything, and that cheap TV’s volume does not go up enough to mask the yelling.

    Enjoy the game.
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    even if the Chargers somehow lose, they'll still be a 14-2 team and the Raiders will still have the #1 pick.

    Enjoy watching the Chargers in the playoffs from your basement.
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    The new rally song for the Raiders is.........

    I'll be home for Christmas


    Bing Crosby did it best, so his version is the official one
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    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super
    Bowl?
    A: The Oakland Raiders.

    Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 50,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

    Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Oakland, in case of a tornado?
    A: To Network Associates Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.

    Q: Why was Art Shell upset when the Raiders play book was
    stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

    Q: What's the difference between the Raiders and a dollar
    bill?
    A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
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    SDRaiderH8ter.....Dude, that was some funny stuff. No breathers for a few. Wife just sat there staring at me.:icon_rofl:

    With your permission, I will save them for future reference.
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    Nice!! What do you fellas think of this pic?

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    What about this one?

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    Or this?

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    Could be worse. The fans could've looked like that in week 1.
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    How about a combination?

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    Or maybe your trophy case?

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    The lock on the Raiders' trophy case is probably rusted up because it hasn't been opened in forever.
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    This one is priceless of Mr. "class"

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    I think you're forgetting what your record was.

    let me remind you






    2-14:icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
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    And here's Mr. class's mvp trophy!

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    I think you're the one who needs the dummy as you're the big baby :icon_finger:
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    the Raiders have their experience with Brady in the playoffs as well.

    [​IMG]
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    Yours hasen't been opened...period!!!:icon_rofl:
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    How old are you? Honest question.
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    AAAAhhhh yes. I remember this one. Sad night. But at least it wasen't a 1 and done affair!!:icon_rofl:
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    It was the same round.
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