Funniest stuff ever!

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? :icon_huh:

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? :icon_shrug:

Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? :icon_eek:

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

Those basturds

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want? :lol:

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? :icon_party:

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Can you cry under water?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?