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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by lechilka26, Aug 25, 2006.

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    If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
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    If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
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    What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
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    Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? :icon_huh:
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    If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? :icon_shrug:
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    Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? :icon_eek:
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    Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
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    How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
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    Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
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    Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
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    Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
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    If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
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    How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

    Those basturds
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    If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want? :lol:
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    If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
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    What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? :)
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    If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
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    When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
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    Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
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    If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
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    Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
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    If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? :icon_party:
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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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    When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
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    Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
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    If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
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    If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
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    364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
    strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
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    Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

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