How do you get a Patriots fan off of your porch?

...pay for the pizza.

Okay, that was funny.:yes:

What we really need to know is how do we get a Patriot fan off the bottom of our shoe?

#9 Bird shot works purty well.

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I have been attempting to do some reading on this thread, and the only interesting thing that I can take from it is the picture that Deb uses as a logo... Whats up Bolt fans really think you have a prayer...

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What's up front runner, absolutely, why would you be so sure we don't?:icon_shrug:

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Frontrunner?? It doesn't concern you at all that we treated you like a JV team in week 2, and just disposed of "the hottest team" Jacksonville with ease... I'd be concerned If I were you

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No, week 2 meant nothing to this team dig up footage what our staff said prior to that game. also we have won 10 straight so you're about to take on the "hottest" team in the league not named Patriots. That all make sense kiddo?

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Week 2 was a long time ago. Jacksonville was a nice little team, but they lacked the weapons we have on offense and the pass rushers and playmakers we have on defense.

Why should we be concerned? Everything here on out is gravy. The Patriots are the greatest team of all time. We're just their latest victim. If the Earth starts spinning around the moon and by some holy miracle we manage to beat the Patriots, great. If not, we can look back and feel fortunate to have shared the same field twice with the magnificent Tom Brady and the great, humble, insightful and intelligent Randy Moss.

For Norv but to gaze upon the face of the great Belichick is more than he could hope for. Oh, if Norv could be but a cotton fiber in Belichick's hoodie, that he may be soaked in Bill's glorious flop sweat.

After the game, if Brady is feeling up to it, perhaps he could breathe on Philip's knee and heal his strained ligament. I know it's too much to ask. Tom has more important things to do, like bringing peace to the Middle East and reversing the effects of global warming.

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You don't want us to leave your porch because we're perfect.

I can catch ALL of the Pats organization & their mamas just by trolling a $10 bill through the trailer park nearest Gillette. :yes:

Most of the fans, too. :lol:

ooh boy 10 bucks huh...good one..the Pats are gonna walk all over the Chargers :icon_rofl: :icon_party: :icon_tease:

I thought you were a Chargers fan by your name.

Yeah you need to change your name tiny tim (superbowlbound08) this is a chargers board, if you're representing the pats change it to something like afccbound08 or cheatingmywaybacktoyoubabe08 or dirtball. Just a few suggestions.

There is, of course, one other way to get a Patriots fan off your porch.

Just tell him the bandwagon pulled up around the corner.

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As a Chargers fan, I am certainly concerned with any team we play, it's the playoffs after all. And the Patriots have not lost this year, so certainly they are due a great amount of respect. But I also feel like we have a pretty good team, and if I didn't think our team had a chance, I wouldn't be a fan would I?

They are going to have to play mistake free football against a team this good, but I think they can. Is it going to be easy, of course not. Can it be done, absolutely.

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I want you off my damn porch because youll steal my stuff just like you stole all those other teams playcalling. GET THE STEPPING!!!

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Finally a Bolt fan making some sense!

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:icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl: Damn that made me laugh! worth Reps!

we will see after the game....i will change my name if we lose...hah

no bandwagon fan here....i have been a fan since the patriots sucked.....its fun to cheer for the underdog soemtimes....but i am glad i dont have to anymore....i know how you feel :flag::icon_tease:

I think the name IRIDETHESHORTBUS would suit you well.

Have Chris Hanson answer the door.

I like the name seventeenandone

i really did lol

I cracked myself up when I typed it out. :lol:

Suit? Oops.

Ok that was funny as heck