I shot the Cookie Monster Because I'm a Pimp!!

Pick the month you were born

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I killed
5 - I smoked with
6 - I beat
7 - I cuddled with
8 - i like
9 - I shot
10 - i robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - i ran shirtless with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a teletubby
04 - A ****
05 - barney the dinosaur
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a cake
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a pornstar
10 - Paris hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a hottie
13 - the koolaid man
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a rockstar
23 - the cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because Im a pimp
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cociane.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because I'm sexy like that
Shirtless - because I've got abs

So, What did you do?!!!!! :icon_twisted:

I beat a crackhead because I love marijuana.

I smoked with a rockstar because that hoe stole my taco...

WOW! This is amazing, how did they know I did that?

I shot a **** because that hoe stole my taco!

Well, I'm not too friendly when it comes to my food, so I could see it happening

I like a bag of weed because i'm a pimp :yes:

I like a hottie cuz I like marijuana!!

Oh, your poor dear :icon_eek: :no: :icon_sad:

Good ****, B4L!! :icon_toast:

Glad you enjoyed it!!!! :icon_twisted:


Your's certainly came up on all positives!!!!
"I like a hottie cuz I like marijuana!!"


But I think Thumper's is the best so far.
"I beat a crackhead because I love marijuana." :lol:

:icon_eek: I honestly do not envy you right now!!!

:lol: :lol:

I ran naked with a stripper because I love marijuana.


If you guys want the definition of "Spot on". There ya go.

:icon_rofl:

I killed your mom because I'm a pimp :icon_eek:

I shot your mom because that hoe stole my taco.
:icon_eek: :icon_sad:

Dammit, TK!!!!

What happened to the "BLACK T-SHIRT ALLIANCE?!!!!!" :icon_evil:

:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

It's nice to see more Libras around here!!!!

I'm jealous now...

Nice. :lol:

I can't say mine....... :no:

Very apt.

:icon_rofl:

Step down Thumper.

NOW, Chispa's is the best!!! :yes: :flag:

That's the funny thing. I almost NEVER wear Gray. Today is probably like the fifth time I've worn that color all year.

Whatever happened to YOUR T-Shirts? I'm still waiting for a freebie. :lol:

:lol: Well, grey can pass for "light black!!!!" :flag:


My t-shirts are on a major back burner right now.
I currently share an ownership for a publishing company but I still want to do the t-shirts when the stabability is better.

Keep your taco off the streets and crap like that won't happen?

But I like my tacos from the street.:lol::icon_tease:

I shot the Cookie Monster Because I'm a Pimp!!



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C'mon!! :lol:

I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I'm a pimp!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Am I the only December b-day here?