I shot the Cookie Monster Because I'm a Pimp!!

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  1. Carrie1219 Banned

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    Nah, your December sister is here... ;)

    Oh great... Here's mine...

    I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm a pimp.... :eek:
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    Did you have to run shirtless too? Or did I do the thing wrong!:icon_huh:
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    Well we must be wearin' the same color of shirt too!:lol:
    And at least you know what to do with a condom running shirtless....what does one do with a friggin easter egg?
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      :icon_rofl:
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      I'll trade ya the easter egg for the condom... :icon_rofl:
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      Everyone here can kiss my ***.....well that is what it said to me :lol:
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      Tony ran shirtless with a mop because.................................
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      Chippie.... :lol:
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      Here's Alina's... :eek:

      I ran naked with the koolaid man becuase I'm good in bed. :unsure: :no:
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      This is sooo fun! I think I will change my shirt like 10 times to get the results I like. I am on shirt number two....the first one was green.:abq1: :abq1:
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      Mike's

      I shot a mop because I've got abs... :lol: (not really)

      Liz

      I needed a hottie because that hoe stole my taco... :lol:
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      Chiefsgal and Bolts4life appear to have the same birthday... I need to start writing these down cause most people don't list their b-days in their profiles.... This thread is great for capturing birthdays.
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        Here's ANT's

        I cuddled with a hotte because.................................

        How much do y'all wanna bet that ANT says he's wearin' a pink shirt? :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
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          Well she is a really good little sleeper.... :yes:
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          • Thread_Killer Well-Known Member

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            Any thread that makes cute women take their shirt off is okay by me. :tup:
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            I've tried more than once, but I can't seem to picture you with Double D's. :no:

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          • Chelsea Well-Known Member

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            Hi Honey!

            I don't think I have ever been shirtless in public....seems to be a December thang!:lol: :icon_tease: :lol:
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            Hey You!
            My awesome SIL now works for a Plastic Surgeon. I can get anything I want for cost. I might have my eyes worked on next year. And......maybe a boob job too! Heh-Heh!:lol:
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              Okay, I have to rep that post.

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            • turbo_turtle In Disguise

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              No matter what kind of shirt I would wear the outcome would not be good at all.

              Mine would be (I shot your mom because................). You all can fill in the ... .

              Nothing is good for that.:icon_sad: :tdown: :icon_evil: :( :puke: :no:
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              WHY!!!!
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              Now dont be so hasty! How much does such a service cost again? :mellow:


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              I do not want to shoot anyones mom. It is not funny.

              I wish though it was this though.

              (I cuddled with a stripper because I am sexy like that.):tup::yes::icon_beerbang:
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              Ahhh I see. Keeping it on the down low, hush hush, incase the popo is around. Got it...

              Soo how much to scramble the EGGS then? :mellow:
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              The scrambling of eggs cost is like the cost of any Ferrari new from the show room. :lol:
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              Let me get back to you on that then... :(
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              I beat a pornstar because I'm sexy like that.:icon_huh:
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              • PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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                What exactly did you beat? ;)
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                I like a pothead because I'm SEXY like that! Damn Straight Skippy!:flag:

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