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Jeff Hurd?

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Feb 15, 2009.

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  1. BOLTS4LIFE
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    Why is he still here? Out of all the assistant coaching changes we've made, I think Strength and Conditioning is one of our biggest needs.

    He was not with us during the Marty era. One of the best benefits of that era is that 99% of our roster stayed healthy through out almost the entire season.
    Since 2007, our guys have been like walking dead through out most of the season.
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    Jeff heard what? :icon_shrug:
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    Jeff heard Clearance Clarence was going to get his sorry *** fired


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    What's your vector, Victor? :icon_banana:
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    FINALLY!!!!!


    I'VE BEEN USING THAT LINE FOR MONTHS!!


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    Do you watch Gladiator Movies?
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    I'm getting nostalgic for hearing Barbara Billingsley talk jive. :tup:
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    New costumes for the VP posse? Which one are you?
    I think you like these costumes because it gives you an excuse to rub your legs together. So everybody knows what you guys were doing at your last meeting!!! :icon_eek: :puke:

    Though I request that you please keep me out of your thoughts during that action!!! :icon_eek: :icon_eek:
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    Apparently, he still has a job. :tdown:
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    How nickelbolt got into the VP posse...

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    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive *** dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower voice: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who?
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    Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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    Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

    Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

    Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

    Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?

    Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

    Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.

    Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

    Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
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    Bwaaaaaa Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa!

    I never get tired of that! :icon_rofl:

    Thanks, man!
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    Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
    Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
    Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
    Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
    Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
    Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
    Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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    Radio DJ: This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever...
    [the airplane zooms overhead the building, knocking the radio antenna down, and the signal goes dead]
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    Rumack: Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You need to land soon.
    Ted Striker: I'm trying, but surely there must be something you can do for them?
    Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!
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    ...try the fish on this flight... I hear it's excellent.
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    Ironically enough I usually take United 209 from Washington to LA when I come that way... :lol:
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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines


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    Where the **** are the moderators?

    There has not been a single post regarding Jeff Hurd. So where are all the bannings and infringements that should be handed out for spamming?

    This is who Jeff Hurd is...
    http://www.chargers.com/team/coaches/jeff-hurd.htm
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    Never hurd of him


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    B4L you should get the proper definition of spamming before you try and call down the moderators.

    There is no spamming going on in this thread.
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