KyleProBoller's total clusterf*ck

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  1. matilack #therealagent47

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    Merriman and LT being healthy makes us better, id say thats worth at least a couple wins. Plus Ron Rivera re-vamping the D from Cottrells disaster.

    What exactly have the Ravens gained by the way? Rex is gone, McCallister is gone, Mcgahee is worthless, Ray Lewis is older and slower, your WRs scare nobody, and despite the pre season hype Joe Flacco is still a game manager.
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    No, scoreboards do not always tell the tale. Simple stat readings do not either.

    You can wax it however you like, but both teams are not the same ones that played last season. Will you be around after the Chargers/Ravens game if your Ravens lose?
  2. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    Pats have won 3 recently...probably not a good comparison. Ravens have only been in business since the mid 90's and they have 1 so another poor comparison. I highly doubt any Ravens fans take much pride in the accomplishments of things that happened in Cleveland since they gladly gave the history, records, and colors back to Cleveland.
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    Hi Kyle, good morning, I'm IAD.

    Who do you think Vegas is going to favor in this game come tomorrow morning?
  4. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    Yeah why would anyone base the success of a season on the team's record? Offensive statistics alone should determine who the best teams are. I'd like to see the SB trophy given to the team with the highest conversion % on 4th down at the end of each season. I'm sure I'll be banned shortly after the Ravens trounce the Chargers.
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    How many times will Suggs make Rivers cry next week?

    YAWN
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    You're a mealy-mouthed little shitbird. As soon as someone gives a little back, you play the "I'm misunderstood" card.

    Pooooosssssy. :lol:

    He already isn't being nice, but it's fun to have a new punching bag. Kinda makes me miss Clownie Royale. :icon_rofl:
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    Actually they are both great comparisons. What were the Pats before their 3? Were they a great team or the leagues doorstep.

    Same for the Ravens/Browns. They went a long time withering in 'mediocrity' as you like to put it.

    How important is that history now? If yuo wish to judge the future based on the past, so be it. To me it just means your looking the wrong way...
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    The Ravens will be favored. Playing on a short week against a far superior opponent usually gets the odds makers against you.
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    keep it above the belt please.
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    24-34 Chargers...Flaco will throw 2 picks..and we'll cya in the playoffs thanks for playing :)
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    You weren't a new franchise. You were the Browns. You took all the Browns players, and played their schedule...

    Please don't say you were a "new" franchise in the mid 90's. Go ask the Texans about how that's been going. Or the "New Browns" for that matter.
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    You have to make it to next Sunday first and I will be pretty god damn impressed if you're still here by sundown. :lol:

    Seriously, Buck's post is inflammatory, but it's pretty freaking classless to call someone fat, old, and/or developmentally disabled and then laugh at them as if that would be an appropriate reaction. You're the new guy and so no one cares that a resident is being inflammatory. Sorry, I know it's not fair, but welcome to the internet.

    I like trolls, but I'm mostly on an island in that regard. So c'mon, don't let me down and keep yourself just tempered enough that can laugh when you don't come back next Monday. :bolt:
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    :icon_rofl:

    By tomorrow morning your predictions will already be 0-1. :tup:
  12. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    The problem with the Chargers is they missed their window. The best player in the history of their franchise is washed up. The team should continue to see a decline for a few years and then wallow in the same abyss that made Eli Manning refuse to play for them.
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    Hah! You oughtta see me when I'm not taking my meds!! :icon_rofl:

    I'm sure that Shawne Merriman would take your poke about him beating women as good natured ribbing.

    Tell your mom to take it easy in the Raider locker room tonight. :icon_banana:
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    It's probably just Mountain Dew/Dr. Pepper/P88F. Some attention starved soul who signed up for a Bolt Talk account desperately hoping people would notice him.
  15. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    You do realize that the league does not consider the Ravens and the Browns to be the same franchise right??? Sorry but once they hit Baltimore they were a new team regardless of personnel.
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    No, you will not be banned if the Chargers lose.

    I question if you will have the testicular fortitude to come around should the Birds lose.
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    Spoil sport. :icon_tease:
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    :no:
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    I think your proctologist will be able to diagnose the level of "abuse".
  18. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    Question:

    Do you actually feel tough when you spew this nonsense to someone on the internet?
  19. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    Ask the fellows at ChiefsPlanet.com if I show. I'll be here.

    Question for you:

    How am I accumulating this "cash" and what can I use it for?
  20. wrbanwal Bad A S S

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    go away
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    Tough? Hell, I'm just a middle-aged fat man, remember? :lol:

    What I feel is sorry for someone who thinks that they can come on an opposing teams board, start talking insulting crap, then cry that they're misunderstood & want to report a member for talking smack to them. Such stupidity should be extremely painful.

    This ain't bingo night, junior. And I should know - I'm an elder participant in plenty of those. :lol:

    Now bugger off before I hit you with my cane. :icon_evil:
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  22. wrbanwal Bad A S S

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    you can give it to me.

    now go away
  23. in_a_days dgaf

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    You get bolt cash for posting and from donations from other people. You can use it to bribe the guards. :yes:
  24. KyleProBoller BoltTalker

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    So there is no actual purpose for it. Interesting.
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    How many times will Suggs make Rivers cry next week?

    Bring it, you big oaf!! I just got my new elephant gun!! :icon_tease:

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