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KyleProBoller's total clusterf*ck

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by KyleProBoller, Sep 14, 2009.

  1. Ride The Lightning
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    Haha, waste my Monday morning going through all your threads to track down the origins of your SN? I'll pass. Quite frankly, I'm not even sure why I'm responding.

    But hey, I'm getting quite a laugh out of this. I'm not a Ravens fan, so I don't know the ins and outs of their team. But I'm an avid football fan. So on with my reply:

    1st: Who do we have replacing Bart Scott, let's call them the 4-headed monster of Gooden, Ayanbadejo, McClain, and Ellerbe who combined for a whopping: 9 Tackles, 7 of which were Solo. That's like 2.25 sacks per person. RL did have 6 Tackles on his own, but hey, he's just a product of the system. Right? That just means, according to you, he's over-rated.

    2nd: You forget that the one constant unchanged piece was a head coach by the name of Brian Billick, and plus, Rex Ryan has been with your team since y'all moved to Baltimore. The dude worked his way up to Defensive Coordinator.

    3rd: Paul Kruger, yes he is the 2nd coming and will do wonders for your team. But let's remember, he was the 8th DE taken in the draft. He must be great, seeing that 7 teams passed up on him. (Granted, he could be a better fit in a 4/3 instead of 3/4 scheme.) How did he do yesterday at KC? Wow, he's so good the statisticians couldn't even keep track of him. That boy must be damn near FAST, I mean invisible.

    So let's not talk about what a rookie will do for your team but, let's talk about the impact players of the game.

    It's great you have Kelly back, which is probably the only solid argument in your post.

    Yawn. How much longer until the games start?
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    Scrub League? Thank you for proving an utter lack of knowledge of football history or knowledge. Your troll-dom is truly awe inspiring. Why don't you sit your *** down, read about the AFL and tell me if that's a scrub league, i'm sure there's a pop up book or two that'll teach you a thing or two
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    You do realize the Ravens held their opponent to under 200 yards of offense yesterday...right? That's good no matter who you're playing. LOL at your ignorance.
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    You going to Michael's?
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    This is a guy that has Kyle Boller of 71 career QB rating fame in his username. No doubt the only one on the planet with this distinction. Clearly this guy knows talent when he sees it.
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    Apparently 39 years is an unreasonably short period of time to expect your team to win a title.
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    24 is still 24.
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    And a 14 point win is a 14 point win. Enjoy!
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    13,000 Bolt Bucks to the 1st Poster to Admit...

    Make that $15,000!
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    So you're saying that holding your opponent to 188 yards of offense isn't good. Interesting. LOL at you!!!
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    You do remember that you played the CHIEFS right? 2nd String QB, former elite RB, retooled OL, and only 1 offensive weapon: Bowe. Don't forget, they traded their best offensive weapon of the last decade to Atlanta in the offseason.

    Seriously, you need to stop. You're making a fool of yourself.

    I guarantee you 100% that we will not be citing game stats after we beat the RaiDuhs tonight. Maybe you would like to follow suit.
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    Well .. to be fair, we may be citing LT game stats after he scores 3 or 4 TDs .. :icon_rofl:
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    You do realize the Ravens were playing the Chiefs yesterday...right? At yet, you still gave up 24 points to them. LOL at your ignorance.
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    It's all very funny to me, a championship is what it is a championship. The Hyper bowl wasn't invented yet and if you won the ring you still have it today.

    I guess all the college kids at all different levels shouldn't count the championships they won because they didn't play in the rose bowl. I guess all the little league and pee wee football player's, not to mention high school kids should all just say they never did anything that counted.

    Some folks will never get it. :no::unsure:
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    Doing the back stroke...
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    13,000 Bolt Bucks to the 1st Poster to Admit...

    Pay me already you ***. I answered your stupid request.


    And I'll pay it all back to you if your team beats our mediocre Chargers next week.

    But if my mediocre Chargers beat your overhyped Blackbirds... you come back here and post details of how you pulled that horse co.ck out of your ***.

    Deal?
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    Yep.:icon_party:
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    You didn't answer my question.
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    Righteous... about a 25% chance I cruise by. :lol:
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    How many times will Suggs make Rivers cry next week?

    How many times will your dad penetrate your ******* next week?
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    You guys played them twice and beat them by one point in each meeting. LMAO at you guys!!!! Tell me again how the Ravens D stinks because they gave up 188 yards of offense to them yesterday. You can all consider yourselves OWNED!!!
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    So tell me, does this candy land smack actually win you any contests on Ravens boards? This is weak **** to be proclaiming owenage based on...

    Does your parents know you are on the computer again? :lol:
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    I hope Kyle accepts my friend request. (crosses fingers)
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    So... What do you guys like to cook at tailgaters?
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    Yeah - mine, too. :lol:
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    Do you know anything about football, or did you get all your sports knowledge from a sports radio show?
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    How many times will Suggs make Rivers cry next week?

    Moron says what
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    No marks on the women yeah that makes Merriman a women beater. coming from the team with the Murderer Linebacker

    you're so clever- what school do you go to so I can enroll

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