leisure gets banned at SDUT

On your way to the Peach, stop off at the Alamo.

BFISA and I want to have a chat with you .....

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You have your special tool always ready, correct? :icon_mrgreen:

Hell if the money is good enough, I'll beat the **** outta myself. :icon_banana:

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The hell with HD...L is waiting for Hologram TV...it's due in 2106...:lol

"Do you mind? I'm kicking my own ***!"

-- Jim Carrey, "Liar Liar"

I remember 3 years ago, some tried to sell an *** kicking on ebay :lol

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You are on a roll Max...:icon_rofl:

With one million progressive lines of resolution. :icon_mrgreen:

1,000,000P
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Yeah, MIL-P for short. :lol:

Could you have sex with the picture:icon_huh:

Yeah, if you buy the special "attachments".... :lol:

I'm glad you asked O that and not Sluggo.

whew, that was less creepy than I thought it would be. :lol:

It's loaded.

Cocked and locked ..... :icon_eek:

I walked in on a buddy that had a hustler magazine opened up over some chicks face while he was nailing her.....I busted up laughing :icon_rofl:

She got startled and my buddy blurted out "oh - she does not mind". :icon_rofl:

She was fuggin UGLY but the kodak moment was classic.

True story.

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WTF!!!

That's the clearest example of low self esteem that you will ever see.

This could get ugly.

Who me? I never post anything raunchy.

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Ugly chicks are very accomodating in what they'll let you do, because they are so grateful for the attention. :icon_mrgreen:

Oh but the moment was too good that I just about **** myself. :icon_rofl:

My buddy did not have very high standards in college then neither did I:icon_rofl:

It adds spice to life. :icon_eek:

Hey leisure is not the only side show freak show in town. :icon_mrgreen:

Oh god are we going from strangest sex stories to "when I **** myself stories?":icon_banana: :icon_rofl: :icon_banana:

This is soo true.

They will bark like a dog and squeal like a pig and do nasty unmentionable things because nobody else dare touch the skank so they are grateful for the moment. Very very true. :yes:

It had to happen sooner or later. :lol:

This is absolutely correct. This site is not the venue to bast the UT. Sorry guys, but this thread is now closed.