Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, Aug 14, 2007.
The Lash is short for "The Lashes" as he spends hours applying them each morning :icon_mrgreen:
How did you know?!:icon_huh:
I can to...
Wow, we are soo alike...
Concudan likes to spend all night binging on hot chocolate with sprinkles and often wakes up in an alley with a strange barby doll...
The last time Concudan saw a woman naked, his grandmother was coming out of the shower. His long, drooling stare creeped her out. She hasn't seen him since.
Sluggo was the inspiration for the Silence of the Lambs character...
Concudan is really a male concubine named Dan.
Lightning's Girl envisions being crowned the American Idol. She's been caught in her office using the telephone as a microphone as she practices her routines.
Lightning's Girl's name refers to a tattoo she got in prison while doing a stint for grand theft auto.
EC has to borrow money from his mom to cover his gambling losses... :lol:
Carrie once served as the welcome wagon for the seventh fleet. All the sailors returned to port with a smile, and somewhat dehydrated. A new definition of "ball gag" in Webster's was written to accommodate Carrie.
wonder slug is really a snail
Wonderslug repeatedly leaves a trail of sludge in the house. When confronted by his wife, he blames it on the dog.
Anteater sometimes eats things other than ants. :icon_eek:
PowderLove loves sniffing the powder:icon_eek:
BoltsFanUK is actually American
BFUK was once a member of a traveling circus. He was pumped up on steroids, so much so that one of his arm muscles popped.
VDK was behind the dissapearence of Jimmy Hoffa
BoltsFanUK hates all forms of football and prefers watching men's gymnastics and men's diving.
WonderSlug actually likes salt
BFUK hates the Padres.
IAD, on one particularly strange acid trip, took 5 hits of double dipped gooney bird LSD, rented a paddle boat at Lee's Ferry, and paddled it all the way through the Grand Canyon.
EC protests deep sea fishing and is a leading advocate for aquatic life, is devoutly straight-edge, and is both terrified of and alergic to water.
IAD is a devout Catholic who travels to high schools to tell kids that drugs are bad, mmmkay?
PowderLove is actually a Swedish bikini model, and she got her name for showing a fondness of sniffing Peruvian marching powder, aka cocaine.
Electric Chair enjoys playing shuffle board during his leisure time and has a very strong fear of eating in public.
He recently got arrested for assault and battery when he claims that his shuffle board opponent cheated in order to take his winning streak away!!!
Bolts4life works in the hardware dept. at Home Depot, and his name is referring to his love for the bolts on aisle 10. He couldn't care less about the Chargers.
PowderLove is adopted and nobody loves him/her
BFUK is at the top of his class and will have a successful future.
BoltsFanUK hates the red coats that the British wore in the Revolutionary war. So there for, he cheered for the other side!!
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