Liar's Club: Make Up Lies About the Poster Above You!

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  1. LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    You're supposed to post a lie! :icon_rofl:

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  2. Electric Chair New Member

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    VDK once wrote a movie called "Free Willy". Except his wasn't about freeing a whale, it was about his sex life while living in Texas when ecstacy was legal.
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    VDK is really a hick that goes by the internet alias of "Shamrock".
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    And VDK, x used to be legally served in bars in Texas until the mid 80's. That isn't a lie.
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    Despite his expert claims EC has never actually caught a fish. Not one. Nada. Zero. In fact rumor has it he can't even catch a buzz.
  6. TBF BoltTalker

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    Hmmm a lie...

    Bolt Die hard likes girls...
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    TBF is a creative person that brought something original to the thread. :lol:
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    EC got his user name from the method of execution used on his great-uncle Elmer, who was sentenced to death for car-thievin' back in the 1930s.
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    Lightning's Girl farts in church and has been relegated to sitting in her own pew... :icon_mrgreen:
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    Carrie told me that I could have weddle as my adopted bolt. :icon_shrug: :yes:
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    I thought we were lying? :icon_shrug: :icon_huh: :lol:
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    Comp is having an affair with MM... :abq2:
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    Carrie is crush'n on hall and oates...
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    Ant think's Robert Gallery is an NFL Left Tackle.


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    The "LV" in LV Bolt Fan's name really stands for "Lost Virginity". Something LV is hoping to achieve before the Chargers win the Super Bowl or he turn's 50. Whichever happens first.
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    It had better be the Chargers win the Super Bowl! :yes:

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    EC wear's men's clothes.

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    LVBF wants to move to Atlantic City and become a soda jerk.... without the soda.
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    Wonderslug is looking for someone to take his place in Atlantic City.


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    LV Bolt Fan is the star of the show in Vegas where men dressing up as famous female singers.

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    Wonderslug was given his name by a happy battalion of leather necks when they were all hog tied in a Viet Cong prison North of Hanoi. He was able to miraculously untie his extremities by manipulating his wee wee by going back and forth between deep thoughts about Raquel Welch and Bee Arthur.

    There is a statue at our base there to this day, erected to commemorate the occasion, that all the pilots touch before going up.
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    See that silver thing the chick in EC's Avater is holding? That is EC, son of Nemo, Grandson of Mr. Limpet.
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    Daddy_O is the Walrus

    Coo-coo-ca-chooo
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    Conc is acutually a "Pill Tester" at Bellvue. That would explain alot.......:icon_rofl:
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    Concudan had an origional thought, once. But it died of lonelyness.


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    LVBF's, (the chosen one) wife allows him to think on his own, often and always.

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