McDonald's hires Eric Parker!.....

I think this would be great if McDonald's fired Johnny next door and hired Eric Parker, a true burger flipper.

Didn't you just give poof crap for making his thread look like a headline?

Burger flipper? He's not qualified (too many dropped patties).


He should start sweeping the floors and try to work his way up to a paper hat.

He'd hurt his wrist flipping burgers and have to be placed on register duty by week 2.

**** you mother ****ers!

that is pretty hypocritcal of him

Erica would never work there, he cant make enough money there

I mean when times get tough, what he is he gonna throw??

His was perpetrated as actual news that could possibly take place and make headlines.

This thread was obviously fake and meant as a sarcastic mockery of his thread.

Well, poof. I'ts time to face it. NO Team in the NFL wants to sign Parker!

:crying:

Anyone seen the Pet Detective when the kicker for the Dolphins misses the field goal and gets like a sex transplant haha EP anyone :icon_huh:

Maybe that explains the dropped McDonald's paper bag that Brandon Marshall claims he got into a fight with... er... "slipped" and got his arm injury.


Eric Parker muffed the hold on the bag, it dropped, and Marshall got injured.

Thank you Eric!