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McDonald's hires Eric Parker!.....

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by HollywoodLeo, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. HollywoodLeo
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    I think this would be great if McDonald's fired Johnny next door and hired Eric Parker, a true burger flipper. :tup:
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    Didn't you just give poof crap for making his thread look like a headline?
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    Burger flipper? He's not qualified (too many dropped patties).


    He should start sweeping the floors and try to work his way up to a paper hat.
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    He'd hurt his wrist flipping burgers and have to be placed on register duty by week 2.
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    **** you mother ****ers!:tup:
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    that is pretty hypocritcal of him
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    Erica would never work there, he cant make enough money there

    I mean when times get tough, what he is he gonna throw??
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    His was perpetrated as actual news that could possibly take place and make headlines.

    This thread was obviously fake and meant as a sarcastic mockery of his thread.
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    Well, poof. I'ts time to face it. NO Team in the NFL wants to sign Parker!
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    :crying:
    Anyone seen the Pet Detective when the kicker for the Dolphins misses the field goal and gets like a sex transplant haha EP anyone :icon_huh:
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    Maybe that explains the dropped McDonald's paper bag that Brandon Marshall claims he got into a fight with... er... "slipped" and got his arm injury.


    Eric Parker muffed the hold on the bag, it dropped, and Marshall got injured.

    Thank you Eric! :tup:
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