Barnes, Coach wants to see you, now. So Barnes goes into the Skip’s office Sit down Barnes says the skip Barnes takes a seat. I am resting you today, Barnes WHY, he asked, I am hitting .678, and I have a 27 Game hitting streak going. Yea, but those numbers suck! See, look at mine. Barnes looks over the skips notes, and tries to figure everything out. See the stats don’t lie. What in the hell are you talking about skip as Barnes scratches his head. Look right there, all the numbers are in front of you. Skip, I don’t see anything except a bunch of columns with some numbers. Geez, do I have to show you everything. My Computer shows me that on the days when we play on real grass, with a cloudy overcast day, and when we face a lefty with the last name ending with an “H”, and when we wear our Blue tops with white pants and Black Shoes, and we have won 3 straight games, and when we come off a game that we played late last night. And when the First Television Commercial is a Beer Ad, And when the groundskeeper starts laying the field out from left field first, you are only hitting a .075 clip And those numbers don’t lie! But Skip, the first Commercial is going to be a spot for the All Star Game. Sorry Barnes, my mind is made up, and the stats do not lie.