San Diego, Ca - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a San Diego County courtroom drama this morning, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the San Diego Chargers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
if this is the best that you can come up with, because each and everyone of us has seen this with just about every team in the NFL, then please go back to school and don’t come back until you have improved in your ability to say something, anything! We love to talk smack. this; this is something a kindergartner uses! Oh and mods please move this to the smack section were we can have fun with this coconut!
Way to serious, bro... way to serious! I'll try to come out with something more original, since I'm such a douche... right!
Yes, oldie, but still a goodie... especially in HORRIBLE times like these, when the Chargers can't buy a win. It sucks and I'd like to have fun with it as much as possible. The alternative is going emo, deciding to wear black all week, and cutting myself to ease the pain of our woeful Chargers season (thus far, and hopefully not for long). That is all...
Gee, one of the handful of recycled jokes that gets trotted out every season, just insert the name of struggling team. :icon_sleep:
Notes for future use of this joke: 1). It actually has a chance if the team is winless. 2). It always has a chance when it refers to the winless Raiders. Sorry Charlie. :yawn: :icon_sleep:
Timing is everything. And because hardly anyone around here knows you, see how easy it is too look like you are a fan of some other team. And if you are a fan of the Chargers, why would you post something like that? Especially at this time, and also, once again you are a newbie, and you need to earn some respect before you try and pull something off like that.
