***NFL AMBER ALERT!!!***

Joey Porter has been missing since Sunday at 1:00 p.m. EST / 10:00 a.m. PST. People saw him just before kickoff of the Patriots - Dolphins game, but, no one has seen him since.

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I whipped up this little picture to try and spread the word about his disappearance.

Aw man, why you gotta be throwing out the natural hate like that?

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classic, and I hate the Pats


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Have some class Beer Guy. Amber alerts are serious and shouldn't be made light of.

Lighten up, Francis.

That's exactly why I titled it "NFL", so there would be no misunderstandings.

Trust me, I take amber alerts very seriously.

You did a good job on it. No worries.:icon_toast:

...because you are worried that it would be followed by a description of your van?

Tom brady wears depends. Without moss or welker or the patriots cheating by picking up offensive and defensive playbook material he'd be nothing.

LOL: A van with a beer logo on it is pretty easy to find. :lol:

I stalk them all the time. :icon_twisted:

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I'm sure he'll address your concerns in his Hall of Fame speech.:lol:

I used to drive a van that was shaped like a giant six-pack of Miller High Life cans.......very under cover......:yes:

You're terrible.

The only van I'd be in during an amber alert is the one full of guys with baseball bats looking for the bastard that took the child.:icon_evil:

BTW, life is timing....talking about "beer" cars.....

I drove this baby home last night so I could take the kids for a ride. I just popped out and snapped these pics.

Way back machine. :lol:

Schlitz was my first beer - at the tender age of 12. :icon_toast:

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Exactly.... :icon_shrug:



where did the sense of humor go on this board???

I don't know but if you find it......see if our running game is with it.:icon_rofl:

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Look in Atlanta!!

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I dont think he wants to come back

Ouch.