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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt
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    Time to take Fred out for his last walk of the day..... back in a bit.
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    **** Eli. The Chargers should kidnap him, take him to this game, & beat Brees to death with him while Archie watches. Then Ingram can eat what's left & **** in Archie's lap.

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    So I guess that by just going by "stats" ...again, that tells the entire story does it ?

    How about what I consider to be a much more telling fact and far more worthy of the "big picture"

    16th against WHAT teams though BLEW ?............................for farg sake, they have WON a total of 3 games out of a possible 12 and your telling me that our RED Zone offense is "fine" ?................... its shithouse, plain and simple and has been for years now and will again be shown up when we come up against Playoff bound teams............NO use hiding behind useless, unimportant stats like those, all you have to do is compare who we've played and how they stack up against the rest of the league and they simply DONT and will not be apart of the playoffs again this year, so in other words, our stats against those teams don't show nearly what is likely to happen when we come across a certain playoff bound contender.

    Our lack of what seems like short yardage calls for scores over Norfs term is ridiculous, settling for farging Figgies has got us where again in the last 2 years ?......................show some balls and take it to the opposition instead of just "hoping" something good may happen................we have more broken plays than any other team in the NFL and that pisses me off more than anything because it shows no one is on the same page and it consistently happens, so its not like its an anomoly...................Norf and Co. need to put together a gameplan that works consistently when in scoring positions, not just haphazardly, as has been the case for far to long now.
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    fixed it for you
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    Lawn? How about in his punch bowl? :D
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    Gee, what a shock that is !!!! :rolleyes:

    Didn't like the signing then and said so........................ and after a 1/4 of the season gone my thoughts on the guy have been pretty much validated I believe.............. he just doesn't do anywhere near enough in a game to even warrant much attention or respect from opposition CB's, hell, at least knock the snot outta your opponent or something Dood !!!

    Lets hope he has a little extra incentive this week, going back to the Dome and playing against his Ol' home crowd..............though he doesn't hit me as one that will. :(
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    Yeah, ya farging Puss.............. :D
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    on Eli's birthday...
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha......................thats as good as any other excuse I've heard Bucko ...... :tup:
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    If we lose this game, can we use the "Sean Payton was at the game stealing signals" excuse? My conspiracy meter is running a little low.
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    That's my story until proven wrong. ;)
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    I'm OK with the "old" ..............but I do have a dick ya know..................albeit not John Holmesish, its still a dick. :D
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    That certainly couldn't hurt .............surely.

    If she has anymore, the bastard will be looking for a new contract just to feed them all ................. next thing ya know he'll be doing a "Scaredy" and forgetting their farging names......
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    I wonder if they know the Duggars?

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    Correct ................say what you want about ShEli, but the guy is as cool as a farging Artic breeze when it counts most and that is unteachable.
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    Jackfrosting is a long winded bastage. ;)

    That being said, I agree with you. Norf is a conservative pussy, doesn't have the ballz to go for the throat. Rivers is a big concern..........I haven't got a fargin clue what has happened to him, he is simply not the same guy he was. Chargers, for once, are good at beating crappy teams. That was always an issue in the past...........playing down to inferior opponents, and losing.

    Now, let's beat a winning team. The Saints might be 0-4, but I have a feeling we are going to get our asses kicked ala the Falcons on Sunday.

    Surprise me, and I'll be happy. I have minimal expectations.
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    Im' betting they spend the offseason camping somewhere together Bucko, discussing the Lord and what it must be like to have a "Doggy" when the mood hits !!!! ..................... (they'll need Yosemite all to themselves unless those women start closing their legs occasionally)

    That is still one of the alltime GREAT Posters I do believe...................................funny as all FARG, laugh every time I see it !!!
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    You'd laugh even harder if you saw some of the fundie families that I know ... their family vehicle is a short bus!!

    Appropriately .... :rolleyes:
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    Who me ?????

    I see whats going on here ..................can I help it if the "Magnificent 7" (aka The Babies in the Bathtub) turned out exactly as I predicted and a few noses were put outta joint ???

    Let me apologize for that please .......



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    OK, all better now ? :D
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    Oh shite, sorry mate, I did see that in there and just havent got around to responding .....................farging Deev is annoying the crap outta me on WM as per usual .................hell, a man gives her some dick and a holiday all for free and she still wants more ?...............what the hell is wrong with these women today ? :D

    I shall get in touch with the Shamster very shortly, has been far to long since I've heard that slow Texas drawl of his. ;)
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    Do Australians always need to feel on top because of the "down under" designation? :giggle:
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    I'd pay to watch that ........nice Bucko, glad there's no hard feelings on your behalf either and that you're well over the whole 2004 draft issues. :roflmao:
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    Works for me ............................you do realise that someone already has that headline written, don't you !!! ;)

    Now its just a matter of waiting till the appropriate time to hit the post button.
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    I still hate Elway for the Baltimore slight.

    And his horse-toothed grin.


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    I didn't, but I do. Predictable is.
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    Its only taken 5 years ......................but its nice to finally see someone accept the obvious facts (and swallow their pride and admit Jack was right :D)

    Welcome aboard the RR train my good man, pullup a seat and relax ............................and by the way, memberships are past due ya tight-arse cork-soaker, so hand it over basticle and stop spending it all on those In N' Out burgers. :D
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    I was more than happy to take "bottom" this time around Bucko .......................... and watch the little Lady "ride the Pony" ;)

    Having those double mirrors onfront of the wardrobe doors certainly was a factor though I must admit...... :D

    I didn't even have to watch any porn while the Deev was in town .............. the mod's there sent me a few emails just to make sure I was still alive.
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    My eyes ...... :cry:
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    Oh I have no problem with your angst for either Elway or Eli...................... NO ONE player should ever be allowed to dictate terms like those 2 did ......................that being said though, the NFL themselves only enhanced it by allowing it too happen and in all likelyhood, helped it so as they wouldn't lose an Elway to a rival sport back then ....................was all about the exposure and money and still is to this day Bucko ................. something's will NEVER change.
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    Did I ask you to imagime me ????????????????

    If I need to tell you who you should be imagining, then we have a real problem here !!!!! :D
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