Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

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  1. Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Hmmmm......... sounds like the classic non-denial denial to me. ;)


    Gorilla Gold, an Idaho-based company, makes the product. It features a wax-based tackifying element designed to improve a player's grip without residue rubbing off onto a ball.

    Patrick Dugan, president of Gorilla Gold, would not say, as other sources have, that Manning has used his towel on the football field at times over his career.

    Some football players are known to have come across the product via other sports, such as golf or tennis.

    “We believe that Peyton Manning has been introduced to the product," Dugan said. "...We know that we have shipped specifically to certain elite quarterbacks in the league. I don't want to name names, but we know that we have, and we know the names are household, and we know they've played in the biggest games that are to be played.”

    Fox said his team doesn't use the towels and that he was unaware they existed until they were brought to his attention during last month's game.

    Asked if Manning said anything to him after the towels got banned, Fox was toweled out.

    "I think we've addressed the towels," Fox said. "I haven't given the towels a second thought. All I know is the league says you can't use them, so we don't."
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    You honestly think I have anything good to say about that OLine ? My, my, you really havent heard a thing Ive said over the years, have you.

    Run it huh ?

    Hasn't Busted, sorry Ryno, got himself another "hurty" ?

    Ankle, Ribs, Neck ...................poor guy and all his beautifully muscled body art, just cant seem to stay healthy.

    OK bring on the "Killer Bee's" in Jackie and Ronnie, we can do this.
  3. jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    How can I pick the Phins after their Non show last week at HOME against the Titties ???

    Has the bubble burst ?

    Is Merriman playing ?.............Busted ? .......... any Charger rejects for the Bills ?????

    I dont believe I've picked the Bills ONCE this season to be honest.

    Ahhhhhhh Farg it, first time for everything and its a crazy year where you can throw the Formguide out the window.

    Therefore, BIILS for the WIN
  4. jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Way to bring a Man down, BLEW !!!! :(

    A man and his dream are to soon departed.

    Sad, very very sad.
  5. jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well seeing as they WERE LEGAL up until about 2 weeks ago, it sounded like EVERY team in the league used them......

    This entire story was the biggest NON-story in the NFL for years, but it sure as hell has been "GOLD" for Gorilla I bet.

    Guys are STILL wearing "sticky-gloves", right ? ...............as I said before, I just don't get it.
  6. Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    You know, Jack....... sometimes, you can big a really big :poop:. :tdown:

    You do realize that Ryan's "hurty" is do to a head-on collision that placed the other player on season ending IR?
  7. Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    8 more crab! :D


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    Heading to St Louis tomorrow for a family TG dinner with 40 of my in laws.
    Back Sunday evening.
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    That reminds me, I need to be fair and point out that Gaither's current injury is is groin, not back. :oops:
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    :cool:

    I *DO* hope while you are maxing out the "catch" that you are keeping your crab gauge handy to show off if asked to see it. Dang fish & game types are serial with some far larger fines now days, (in the name of revenue). <sigh>
  11. jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well gee BLEW, excuse me by all means.

    It's a contact sport isn't it, so what, now you want me to feel sorry for the guy because he doesn't know how to properly protect himself accordingly ??? ....... For starters, BOTH players made the decision to "lead with their heads/helmets", how many times have I said over the years that the sooner they get rid of those fargin helmets, the safer the game will be ? .......as long as you allow these guys to wear a piece of equipment that gives them the false sense of security that the head is sufficently protected to use it as a battering ram, then this issue will always be a major problem........not my problem that they can't adjust or totally understand that they are risking long term brain injuries from playing that way and if they need others to tell them that, then sobeit.
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    Apply a thicker layer of Ointment ....... And stop scratching down there also.
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    Say HI to St Lou for me mate ......

    Funny you should bring up St Lou by the way .......

    Just got a link to the local paper last night from a mate who I use to work wit at the Zoo.

    Apparently TWO people have either quit or been fired for speaking to the local media in regards to their "attempted poisoning" by others Zoo employees !!!! :eek

    Word is, someone put engine oil in their coffee......... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

    Because it is against Zoo rules for any employee to speak to the media on anything Zoo related, one of them was fired, the other quit in fear of her life !!!!!

    Sounds like things are pretty much the "same ol', same 'ol" at that joint ...........and who said it was the animals that needed to be locked away ????..... Love it.
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    Wonder who has the task of rubbing that spot on a daily basis ??????

    Should be AJ, after paying out that huge extension for a guy with his past injury history.
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    Doesn't make you any less of a :poop:......... #imjustsaying
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    They were all way over the gauge!

    Yea ..... I would rather keep my $500


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    Von Miller picks up 21K fine for hit on Cam Newton



    Which he will pay gladly. :)
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    If its someone else they are talking to, its fish & game wardens, if its MY money they are after its the "Crab Nazis". ;)
  19. FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    I've got fins in this one.
    Likely going to lose though.
  20. FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Still holding out. Maybe Rivers wife starts to see the value in birth control ;)
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    Give it to Battle occasionally in the 2nd half.

    Of course you don't have anything good to say about OL, which makes it all the more mind-boggling that you give the OL a pass when it comes to Rivers.
    #jackologic ;)
  22. FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    quoted for luck (we'll need it)
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    :cry:
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    btw, Mrs. Corpsie is preggerz... due first week of April. Just found out yesterday it's a boy :)
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    I take it Jacko can't possibly try to claim this one too? ;)

    Congratulations Corpsie!
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    "We need to get after him," said Barnes, who practiced Thursday for the first time in nearly two weeks. "Not be close like what happened last time. ... It's just beating the guy in front of you. Win the one-on-one (matchups)."

    It's what I've been saying all along. You can't always send extra blitzers, our OLBs have to be able to beat their guy once in awhile.
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    Well, no one can ever accuse you of being redundant. ;)
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    Jacko cannot be stopped or contained... I am certain he will claim this one, too.

    All I can say is... where are the child support payments ya deadbeat!? :confused:

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