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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    Hey - Offense got a first down!!!!! (On a holding penalty by the cheating assed donks)...
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    Hadnot in at RG
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    Immediately PR sacked from the right - player came in unblocked. :(
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    A snowball's chance in hell. :(
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    Of course then SciFi's punt blocked- #44 took out the wide guy and the inside guy had a direct shot...

    Next play - TD donks Wright looked like a USC DB.

    Yeah, snowball is a good word.
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    What is the over/under on a blackout next week? :rolleyes:
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    110%........ the fans should give no less effort than the team, don't you think? ;)
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    Sounds just about right to me Blue... <sigh>
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    Rivers botches the success of the onside kick....... so what else is new?
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    Rivers has totally lost his confidence and the WRs have lost their confidence in Rivers. There is really no more point after this game not to fire Norf and bench Rivers for at least one game. AJ will just stay here and (forced to) exit at the end of the season, which will be a mercifully a foregone conclusion in less than a couple of hours.
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    9 points for the D....... Zero for the O. :rolleyes:
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    Where the hell is that scoring Special Teams when you need them? :D
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    Well, they did help the Broncos to that one FG....... does that count?
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    I'm gonna forgive them for that successful on-side kick that Norv's vaunted offense wasted. ;)
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    fify ;)
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    Ode to AJ & Norv


    (Of course, the line involving "this late in my career" does kinda make you think of PR and his O-line...)
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    Oh Oooooooooo........ Things have changed for the worse since my last appearance it seems, gee, there's shock.

    I see Fillup is again "fillin-up" the oppositions score, having yet another shocker by the look of it, seriously, WTF ?????

    Yep, sit his arse down, the time has come for drastic measures and in Charlie Clipboard, we have the perfect replacement for drasticness. ;)

    I see our WR 's are again picking up an easy-peasy paycheck, God love 'em.
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    Oh shite, they're scored again while I was away .....

    Was that an M80 sighting I just spotted on the game day graphic !!!!

    Where the hell is my "eek" emoticon when I need it ?
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    An actual offense TD........ will wonders never cease??? ;)
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    An offensive TD - if we had a beer emoticon I'd have all y'all drunk on yer arse with 15 of them!

    <insert 15 missing beer emoticons here>
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    OBTW, why didn't Norv go for 2 after that TD?


    Oh, yeah, 'cause....
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    Fill's back, he's back, he's back .........

    Is that the Fat Lady I can hear singing in the background ?
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    OK, time for one of Norv's patented end-around plays

    Oh, instead PR overthrew Meachem...
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    WTF???.......... delay of game when you have 3 timeouts? :confused: :rolleyes:
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    And there it is.... :(
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    PR is finally a broken QB... :(




    Complements of his HC & GM... Now its up to the owner to start rebuilding.
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    On the bright side, Babyzilla logged in his first tackle of the game. :confused:
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    Futility thy name is Chargers.
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    Think we are going to see another on-side kick attempt?

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