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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    Just seen this posted in the Gameday thread .....

    If she'd like to whip over here, I'll gladly spread her some Xmas cheer and wipe that smirk off her face ........along with something else that shall remain anonymous at the moment .......

    Wonder if she likes "Mayo" ???????
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    ...and they'll be "seconds" !!!!
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    Nope........I did a major Matt WHIFFY on that one ..... ;)
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........we ALL did........isn't that just like those Chargers though ?

    With nothing on the line ........world beaters.

    With it all to play for ........ Chumps !!!
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    Wide enough to go spelunking in ........anyone have a spare snorkel ?????
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    Oh damn, Santa just arrived here early !!!!!

    Just got an email from our payroll, seems they have paid us for the past 2 weeks, a day early ?

    Farg me, no wonder,I feel like shite ..........145 hours !!!!!!....

    On second thoughts PUMP, it may well be time for that nap afterall. ;)
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    Will someone pleaseeeeeeee tell me this is an early April Fools joke !!!!



    "US judge supports dentist for sacking 'irresistible' assistant"

    What the farg has happened to this society ?

    That bald headed bastard sure as hell, doesn't mind "giving himself a lick", does he.

    Hello Romeo....... It still takes "Two to Tango" last time I looked........you silly Ol' Wanker.

    And who the Fark are these 7 judges sitting on the Supreme Court in Iowa ??????

    Those old bastards must have been out minding the cornfields in the sun for too long too uphold that call.

    I now officially change my mind .....

    The Mayans should have been right ......... This World should have ended when they predicted, it's officially lost the plot.
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    I always thought that was a hirable offense. :confused:
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    She does have a smokin body.
    Over/under on time to her dental assistant-themed Playboy spread?
    After that she'll get her own reality show.
    She'll make bank because of this.
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    I'm still shaking my head over this one ....

    I'd have thought it would be more a firable offense BLEW, if she looked like a COW than some Hottie ????......guess I have things arse-about-face then. ;)

    Oh for sure Ringo and good for her if she does in this case...normally I'd say the opposite, but in this case I hope she can cash in on it at this dickheads expense.
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    RIP Jack Klugman......

    Played some iconic characters in his career that won't be quickly forgotten.

    Great actor.
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    For one second I thought you had RIP'd yourself! :eek:

    BTW, who the farggg taught you how to Facetime request peep at the most inconvenient times? :p
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    Oh damn .....bad day as far as losing some greats of the industry is concerned.

    Have now just read that the great Charles Durning has also passed away.

    One of my alltime FAVORITE MOVIES is "Home for the Holidays", his part as the Father of the classic dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving was brilliant, still has me in stitches to this day, any time I watch it.
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    That would be kind of cool to be able to do, wouldn't it !!!!

    I think I may well be a World leader in this Facetime thingy, seems there aren't many about who are even aware of its existence or what its about.

    Hell, sure beats paying phone bills, I figure if everyone invests in an iPhone or even better, an iPad, no one would ever pay for a call again.......
    Cant beat FREE .................plus, lets admit, seeing is believing and you know how much you need to see this mug again ..... :p

    So what ????.................were you practicing the "pretzel move" when I called and couldn't unravel yourself or what ???
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    Merry Christmas

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    21. Chargers: Norv Turner’s audition for the Jets’ offensive coordinator job went about as well as it could have.
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    Turner and Ryan. Now there's a match made in Tucumcari, New Mexico
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    If you didn't see Santa last night, sorry about that. My neighbor spotlighted him 5 bucks, his brother got himself another 3. Santa ain't gonna git far hitchin' it in them thar woods. On the bright side, I got me some great venison jerky for Christmas!



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    Merry Xmas ya corksucker s .....

    Enjoy the day while I sweat my arse off here at work, ya lucky basticle's.

    Hope Santa remembers that you have all been very naughty boys.
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    Bad AFC West good for Chargers' draft order

    There is at least one advantage to playing in this year's AFC West.
    The Chargers will reap it in April.

    For non-playoff teams, the NFL Draft's selection order is determined by win-loss record and then, to break ties between squads with the same record, strength of schedule. The worse the SOS, the better the draft spot, and that benefits the Chargers, who have two games apiece against the Chiefs (2-11) and Raiders (4-11) weakening their schedule.

    San Diego, as it stands now, has a .471 SOS, tied for fourth worst in the league. The SOS will drop to anywhere between .469 and .453 this Sunday after it faces the Raiders in the season finale.

    With such poor schedule strength, the Chargers (6-9) will win any possible tiebreaker for draft order.

    If they lose Sunday to the Raiders, they will own a first-round pick as high as No. 6 overall and low as No. 10. For every win by the Bills, Browns, Titans and Cardinals, the Chargers' draft order would improve by one slot from 10.

    If they beat the Raiders, they will own between the No. 10 and No. 13 selection. San Diego's draft spot, from 13, would improve by one spot with every Buccaneers, Jets or Panthers win.

    So, on Sunday, the team's draft order is moveable by as many as eight spots.
    Whatever happens, this will be the franchise's highest assigned draft pick since owning the top choice in 2004.

    The Chargers took Ryan Mathews 12th overall in 2010, but that was after a draft-day trade from No. 28.

    San Diego drafted outside linebacker Shawne Merriman with the No. 12 pick in 2005, but that selection was part of its 2004 trade haul. The team took quarterback Eli Manning No. 1 and turned him for a package featuring quarterback Philip Rivers and the Giants' 2005 first-round pick.

    Manning is the Chargers' most recent selection in the top 10.
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    Seriously ....... this is "new news" ?

    C'mon Kevvy, if you really want to "make news", name names ya basticle.

    If Gaither is back next year, it may well be time to find something else worthy of devoting time too, its so obvious this guy is a total waste of time, that even a non-football guy like The Deaner should be able to see it.


    And how about this Tyronne/Ladarius Green connection ???

    Is it only ME that thinks this is kind of weird that its only NOW coming out ?

    Strange...................very very strange, but that is the Chargers afterall.
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    I think it's only fair to wait until Gaither is 100% ;)

    Face it, Jack, few people were aware that we had a Tyronne Green on the roster.
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    Yeah, good point.

    You think like myself that maybe the "their families" aren't that close ????
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    By the way BLEW, Im still waiting for you to send me your email address so I can FaceTime you !!!! :)
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    Not all cousins are "kissing"...... haven't seen some of mine in ages. Nothing against them, mind you, just have no interest in traveling across the country to visit. The nature of airline travel today, I frankly have no desire to travel period.
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    Luck or RG III ?

    So who's in everyone's eyes, is the better player thus far ......... Now NOT from a "media overhyped" scenario, that's a no-brainer, but from a "big picture" point or view ?

    Both have been revelations no doubt, but which one looks like having the longevity factor to improve their teams for the next decade or more ?

    Said at the time that I believed Luck could well be the next generation of P. Manning and have seen nothing thus far to alter my original thoughts, one hell of a player and lets be honest, that Colts team absolutely stunk last year, yet here they are a year on, looking squarely as a playoff team, that's no mean feat.

    No doubting what Griffin brings to the table, but will his style allow him to see out a long future in the NFL ???....... Ofcourse only time will tell, but my money's on Luck at this stage ( barring injuries etc ), but it'll be fun to watch over the next few years at least.

    Ps ......I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that the COWGAL'S CAN make the playoffs !!!!!!!!

    How the farg is that even possible ?

    Man, all this work really has affected my ability to keep up with shite this year ....... The farging COWGAL'S !!!!!... Unbelievable, Pumpy must be ecstatic.

    He'll be out of the closet for sure if they manage to win this week..... That 50 gallon hat he owns may finally get some use on that enormous melon he calls a head.
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    Start holding your breath now............. I'll count for you. ;)
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    I'll take that midget in Seattle over either. ;)
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    Ofcourse not, hell, I don't see my first cousins that often ( though I did make the effort to go see them on Xmas day, due to it being the first without my Uncle Bob around)...... But come on now, they spend EVERY day together due to their choice of careers.

    Now how the fact they are first cousins has never even been mentioned is just to farging weird to imagine in my books ...... Unless its a Hatfield/McCoys type relationship that is..... ;)

    I've always said this Charger team lacks chemistry, but this is taking even that to a new level. :)
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    PUSSY !!!!! .......:)

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