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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    I need a doctor! :D yum!


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    You need something bandaged?
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    Jack Glenn Frost :roflmao:
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    Besides Jack? ;)
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    Well, if the woman in that red dress is 61, she's got a Hell of a figure!

    Unfortunately, I'm not hip enough to have the slightest clue who she is.
    (I'm way behind in my Walter Winchell & Hedda Hopper columns...
    they're stacked up--waiting to be read--next to the McCray icebox)
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    Just have a bit of a fluid build up :D
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    It's Norf Turner :D
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    If you don't know who she is, then you're either too old, or not old enough. ;)
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    According to Matilack's expert "profiling" (his description), of me, I'm 80!
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    That would make Matty approximately 14.
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    So he's posting at a level below his age?!? Dang, I always wanted to believe Matty was precocious...
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    Oh Jesus! Jane Seymour?!? I was in a horrible movie with her two decades ago!!!
    (almost all of my on-screen time, and my one [!] debauched line was cut)

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    I don't know from celebrities...guess she was 40...gorgeous, tiny, very professional...
    I think I danced with her (?)

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    A movie too lousy to ever come out on DVD :p
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    OK, now I really think it's time to get the old eyes checked. :roflmao:
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    Once a hawtie - seldom a hawtie at 60+
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    She looks better at 60!
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    Tim MacMahon@espn_macmahon

    Rob Ryan confirms he's fired. "I'll be out of work for like 5 minutes," he said.

    Is Rob Ryan's 5 minutes up yet?......... I'd hate for his family to worry. ;)
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    OK, what's this ???? ......did I say I doubted you when you said you resembled Bowie in appearance ?...NO, I did not, now stop with the name dropping you lanky, thin white duke,red haired stepchild.
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    Well that's one way to look at it I guess....

    Or does he just have a differing opinion on who the next coach should be ???

    Six of one, half a dozen of another .......
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    There's a Bjorn Spanos too ???????

    Please no, so help me Gawd !!!!
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    Farg the dress, but I'd gladly carry her off wherever she wanted to go ......
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    Like that's news !!!!
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    I wish I looked that good at 52 ......... I'd be one smokin' Hawt Ladyboy, wouldn't I !!!!!
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    Yeah his hand ...... Bad case of friction burn I suspect.
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    I have absolutely no doubt you have the "Box Collection", admit it !!!!
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    An actor Lancelot ....oh do tell, no need to be shy in here ........ Hell, according to BLEW, he is David Bowie's identical twin, Pumpkin pretends to be famous, we have no idea for what though, Poofessoria likes to think he could become the 21st century's Rudolph Nureyev in tight tights and me !!!! ........ Well I'm just an average shitkicker amongst famous wannabe's, still trying to find my way in life.

    hey, but I did do some background acting that I'm sure Pumpkin will post a picture of shortly to confirm ........ And my claim to fame is that I was in last years Oscar-winning Best Picture, The Artist, 2 scenes I'm lead to believe.

    Haven't seen it myself, so I really have no idea ...... ;)
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    Nothing like giving oneself a "good licking" occasionally to stroke the Ol' ego.

    My Gawd some people are just so full of shite it's embarrassing.......

    That Ryan clan is one family that's easy to despise, aren't they, Daddy must be sooooooooooo proud.

    I guess we should be thankful that he didn't have Triplets or we'd be dealing with the fargin' Three Stooges all over again.
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    Plenty o' reason to be shy here.
    No, I despise "the industry."
    I only took the gig because my girlfriend wanted to be meet Jane Seymour.
    (I was actually paid to dance...one of the many professions of a philosophy major) :p
    Congrats on The Artist...I heard great things.

    p.s. Blue pointed you out...
    p.p.s. Bowie? I was remembering it more as Austin Powers...but I may've been influenced by the car

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    And the UT needs sportswriters, not a bunch of assclowns.Which problem gets solved first?
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    Philosophy major? So you just went to college to get laid, did you?;)

    Here's my extra claim to "fame."


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