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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Okie
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    Is it just me or does he look like the guy you see on the news getting perp walked for kiddie porn?
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    Has anyone found Jimmy Raye yet ???

    Maybe The Wormer has "bolted" the dungeon shut and thrown away the key card ???

    Come out, Come out where you are, Jimmy Raye !!!!
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    He hasn't had experience with "The Muppets" .......has he ????
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    Well the Colts OLine is fairly small. I'm just sayin'
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    He's probably in some dive down in TJ drinking the pain away.

    "I was a contender! But that fargin' AJ had to recommend me! What did he think would happen after drafting English and Davis?! Does he think he's E.F. fargin Hutton? Now the only ones who want me are the Jets, and Rex's tat just gives me nightmares."
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    Maybe if Rex ran out and got a Jimmy tattoo?
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    What makes you think he doesn't already have one?
    (my guess is that it's right under Rexy's Feb. 2010 tat of Nate Kaeding's right foot)
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    Setting here trying to figure out why the Jags would wait until Jan 10th to fire Mularkey...

    ....and then I remembered Marty...
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    Well it sounds like Caldwell has all his ducks in a row....

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...aguars-fire-head-coach-mike-mularkey/1823263/[/quote]
    Well - at least that solves the question as to where Greg Roman will be next year. ;)

    Here is one of those news headlines that make me stop and say "what? wait.":

    Chris Rainey arrested for slapping girlfriend over cell phone


    Yeah - I took it the other way... :oops:
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    Gotta say it - if I had a choice between coaching/managing games with PR and going to visit my old college buddy - that would be called a "no brainer" come decision time.
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    Afternoon, curmudgeons. ;)
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    No longer curmudgeons!

    Haven't you noticed as to how young the new Chargers GM is? Get on with the new youth program you ginger oriental bastage :D
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    What's up boys?


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
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    Did you quote post me?....... I feel so special. :laugh:
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    You know how it goes, "boys will be Boys" ;)
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    You are "very" special sweetie :D
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    So maybe I am an ***........ [​IMG]

    I asked for some reference letters.......

    I got this one back from my very 1st Grocer Manager for Albertsons.....





    It worked he is a DM for CVS now! 1, 2, & 3 true!
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    I learned something today........ Pumpkin is a :poop:.


    ;)
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    He thought it was so good he posted the quote TWICE too....... You two need to stay at a Motel 6 for a night.
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    That may well be the greatest reference I have ever been privy too ...... Fargin' CLASSIC !!!!!
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    Would you like to apologize to me now or later ?????

    What have I been telling you for years now about "the PUMPKIN" ????

    And you accused me of embellishment ...... Shame on you. ;)
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    I learned something today........ Pumpkin is a bit cooler than I'd previously reckon'd.


    ;)
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    Quote:

    To whom it may concern:

    I cherish my time working under the tutorage of Mr. xxx (me). Nicknamed "Time Bomb", he taught me so much about the grocery business and life.

    Some of the lessons learned:
    1. After working 12 hour days without lunches, breaks or thanks you's, one could look forward to being harassed ad nauseam for years to come after being caught in the Jack in the Box drive thru getting a little something for the ride home.
    2. While spinning the dial on the safe in front of Joe Giorgi and Roger Schlicter, the Whittier Narrows earthquake struck. It's better to be lucky than good.
    3. One must play through the pain. Time bomb broke my hand while trying to toss me out of a second story office window. My reward was to keep my mouth shut and work for 16 weeks with a cast on, and to this day my hand is severely deformed and I only have 10% use of it.

    So I have learned so much from TB, and I would highly recommend him for any position in your company where he will not need to work, communicate, supervise or in any way come in contact with ANY human, he's your man!

    I am available to provide additional information as needed.


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    TIMEBOMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Could a man have a more appealing nickname in these days than that ????

    I don't think so, congrats mate, you've taken things to a new level. :)
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ........ He is something else, no doubting that. ;)
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    Jimmy Raye ?????? ........any sightings yet ?????
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    Its 99% true....But he tried to push me out the window and he lost! :whistling:


    REG: Time Bomb.... my boss at the time called me that I was 22 or 23 :rolleyes:
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    Thanks Lance ............. :tup:
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    Who knew you were Chargers GM material? Unfortunately, a day too late a Dollar short ;)
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    Blewyyy, what you think about an iMac all-in-one? (new ones coming out soon) I have no experience with Macs and my knowledge of PCs is very basic. Bought a PC + 27" Dell Ultrasharp monitor from Costco.com but have buyer's remorse and will be sending back (did not open boxes anyway) I heard that the 27" Ultrasharp beats the Apple display, but not quite convinced as it looks flimsy (both have the 2560 x 1440 res) I like to have SSD but the all-in-ones do not offer. Apple is still using i5 but the newer PCs use i7 processors, but that doesn't mean a helluvalot to me!

    I like the newest Dell XPS i7 with 256 SSD but it's still a Dell and costs $1999 plus tax. The monitor was $700 with tax, so the $$$ is in the Apple ballpark range anywhooo!

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