Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

....says the man wearing the lululemon pooftah gear.

I swear, some people have more front than Macy's, don't they !!!!!

Which part ??

That's he's feminally hormonal or forgetful ??????

Your mooch radar is your strongest attribute

You didn't know friggin LuLuLemon till a few month ago. Now, tell me the truth? How many skimpy LLL wearing tarty lil Shielas you've been salivating over, whilst The Deev hasn't been keeping tabs on yer skinny droopy arse?

Don't believe the problem lies in the keyboard itself BLEW, or the Bluetooth application.

It simply won't charge.

At first I tried powering it up by attactching it via the laptop........ Nothing but a red light still.

Then, being the genius I am, realised I could use the AC that came with the iPad if I simply removed the lead...... Came home today and its STILL fargin' RED !!!!

She's going back tomorrow and trading it in for a newbie .......
And I'll take the iPad in also, so they can marry the two up while I'm there, screw this wasting my power for nothing .....

Poofessoria !!!!!! .....still up ??????

Let me guess...... Playing with your new toy aren't you ?........ohhhhhhhh, just like Xmas all over again, isn't it.

Arrival day is Feb 5th. Till then, I'm all (u)ears

I didn't know Lulu was a Lemon till just now to be honest ..........but it figures as much if your names attached to it in any way, shape or form ...... Hehehehehe !!!!!

Actually, I've seen a couple of shops when driving, but have never seen the clothes (that I'm aware of) ...... Mind you mate, black tight Lycra is a staple on women down here, it's everywhere, surely they can't all be going to Yogi class........ Can they ????

P.s ...... Lycra to me = Cameltoe Heaven.

Best invention since .............











WELL, THE REAL CAMELTOE I GUESS !!!!

I assumed it was a wireless keyboard, since it's bluetooth. You say that it plugs in?

Oh damnnnnnn ........ Now see, I couldn't be bothered waiting that long.

If I want it, then it's NOW or NEVER.

Yes, it's wireless, but to charge it you are supplied with a short USB lead that has a small plug and a larger plug that fits the iPad AC adaptor.

I have a feeling the problem lies in the lead or the USB plug on the keyboard.

OK, so it's not an Apple wireless keyboard....... got it.

Yes.

Don't be too nice her. sHe's so easily cornfused

Correct ....

This one...... With the way I spill shite, I figured an all-rubbery job would be best to handle my retardation.

http://www.theflimflamshop.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=ipadcase1&

Still up ????

Let me guess ...... You can't get out of your leather catsuit ????

The person who started LLL is a Canadian raised in San Diego by the name of Chip Wilson (Billionaire now). His World views were shaped when he was a teen by reading Atlas Shrugged and he was an avid Ayn Rand follower. Legend has it that he conjured up that name, LuLuLemon because he wanted a name which didn't roll off the Oriental tongues very easily. True story

He was replaced as the CEO by a woman who ran very high in Starbucks for like 20 years. Chip is still the Chairman but no longer the day-to-day executive. The word is that he's quite the Arsehole Interesting factoid about LLL, they gro$$ 2 x as much as Abercombie & Gap per retail SQ footage and the aforementioned are retail giants! I have known quite a few LLL employees and they are all brainwashed by attending some BS camp (mandatory ... Wanderlust or something BS like that?) which was set up by some Scientology guy.

Most Yogi puritans would not touch anything from that store. Me? I'm just into friggi chicks dude. I don't give a hoot about Yoga and its supposed 8 limbs. There's only one limb that matters to yours truly

You can't keep any secrets, can you? What the farg is your problem? I know you were severely abused as a child, but at 75, it is time to let go

P.S. Gutten Nacht sweetie

but........ but ........ but ......... Well Yeah, OK, I'm a total Butthead just like my Brudder. (How's that ......I'll have another job in 5 minutes, going by the way ?...............anyone have a clock on it ???)

Well they are identical twins afterall, so what the hell did we expect ????

So, who wins the "I'mFullashit of the day" award ???

Randy "I'm a widdle delusional" Moss sure as hell put in a decent bid also.

Couple of total fargwits these clowns.

Whoaaaaaaaa .......

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/wo...-nazare-portugal/story-fnd134gw-1226564825275

Thats some awesomely bad shite right there, whether you like Surfing or not.

Now that takes some major intestinal fortitude .......................crazy bastages.

Once you pay off the families........... is it not all over?

I'm tweeting Leonard Little to weigh in on this one.

Pretty sure Fred's idea of "service" involves different arenas - including long walks, dental/eye/ear/nose/throat medial care, wine and cheese tasting when nobody is looking, that kind of thing.

On top of that his 5 minute clock stopped and won't take a recharge via USB.

You'd think so, wouldn't you. After all, a deal is a deal, right?

Jack would cut off his left nut and feed it to the neighborhood's alley cats just to be a flea on Fred, with that sorta lifestyle you've just described

Good Ol' Leonard Little, there's a blast from the past X.....

Let me guess, he drives Buses in St Louis these days no doubt ??? .... Or barges up and down the Mississippi.

What an absolute disgrace that entire situation was, man should STILL be behind bars if there was any justice in the world.

Why do I get the feeling there was a slight in there aimed my way ???????

Replace the wine with Cokes and you'd have a deal .......

But it would have to be the right nut Poofessoria, seeing as I have that hernia on that side ....... I figure it will drop one of these days and thus replace that nut I give up.

Did you turn that thing in for a new one yet or are you still trying to stick little blue pills in the cable connector?