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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    I believe it was done secretly by our cheerleading squad, while Manti's vitals were being monitored by an EKG device ;)
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    Identify the subject of this photo....

    A. Wedding Day Barbie
    B. Child beauty pageant contestant
    C. The Pope

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    I'll take C


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    The red carpet was supposed to camouflage the give away clue ;)
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    When did the Pope remove the upskirt-mirrors off his shoes ????
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    I thought for sure the news of the day would be Fillup talking renegotiating his contract to help keep the likes of Vaseline and Jumpy and Green .............

    Hmmmmmm, guess "winning" is still a high priority in his life afterall !!!! :) ;)
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    Or maybe, they're not sold on Rivers as the long term solution..... just a thought. ;)
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    Ohhh my BLEW ....... Perish the thought ? ........ Could that be even thinkable from the average Homeristic Charger fan's point of view ???? ;)
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    They're waiting for his brother to graduate. :laugh:
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    When is he due to graduate ?????

    We can always give Billy V a call to fill in till then if Fillup keeps up his previous 2 years form I guess. :D
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    I believe he entered LSU in 2011, so he'll be heading into his junior year.
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    You never could pass on finding out what is behind door #3 could you? <SNORT>

    OBTW, they sell those same shoes in black and brown at Target for 29.95... ;)
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    Fair enough then ......... Billy V it is then for maybe a year and a half ....... ( Im willing to give Fillup half year to show what he's still got left, Im not unfair afterall.... ;))
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    Gee whiz ....... I wonder who the Corner is they could be thinking of replacing ???????????

    Got me beat that one !!! ( I have no idea what the formula is for the "whistling smilie" so I'll just write it instead)
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    Looks like I'll be waiting for the Xmas sale then if that's the case ..... :)
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    Le Targgge sells Pradas? :eek:
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    There are more subtle questions they could've asked. ;)

    1. Do you like Broadway musicals?
    2. Does this tie flatter the shirt I'm wearing?
    3. Nureyev or Baryshnikov?
    4. Heels or flats?
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    Do these pants make my *** look fat?

    Edited: I find it very odd that, for all of the words that are NOT in the word filter here - the common word for rear-end remains in it. ;)
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    Typo corrected in original text for the fookin word Nazi. :D
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    Greetings from Skyrim. ;)

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    Looks like a great place to set up a hammock, build a camp fire, and heal up for a month or two.

    Monsters and evil-doers not invited. :cool:
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    I'm wondering if it was the Chargers !!!!!!

    I'm guessing we sent Billy "Foot-in-Mouth disease" Johnson along to do the interviewing .......... :roflmao:

    Subtlety isn't Silly Billy's greatest virtue afterall ....... ;)
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    hahahahahahahahaha, Ohhhh Dave, you've just sent me into raptures.

    My apology, I wasn't having a go at your grammar at all in my response you silly billy, was just making a not-so-subtle reference to your use of the word "PINK" .......................you know, as in MY favorite part of a women's anotomy ........THAT PINK !!!!

    I shall try not to be so obtuse next time, when talking about the female oyster if you like ? :D
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    Ahhhh Lovely ......................its back up and working I see !!!!

    Where's ...... "the bitches" ????? :cool:
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    Yes, I added a bunch of graphic texture mods, so there's plenty of eye candy to enjoy. Life isn't only about killing stuff. ;)

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