Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

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  1. jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    In other words, the shallower the better ....... No nuclear physists need apply.

    Well, from what I see out the these days, the pond is well stocked in that department.

    Maybe San Diego needs one of those "Diego Shores" types of show ........ At least that way you could save some time and learn their hangouts ??? :)
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    Now there's a line to live by if ever there was one......

    You ready to rejoin the workforce and allow the Cray population in that area to replenish itself ???
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    What the ..... ??????

    The unemployment rate must've had a significant pay rise since my welfare check arrived ????

    Why the hell you need a ginormous gas guzzler to get your arse to and from work Big Daddy ????
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    I'm sure he's getting it spray painted PINK to attract the chicks ..... :D
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      30 seconds to be exact ......

      What else you got ?????
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      Pumpy is one smart Pumpkin. Is it a coincidence that he found a job just before the Sequester hit, which could have impacted his unemployment benefits? ;)
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      Funny I could buy that with out even working a day yet!

      Its a small SUV ...... Ford Escape 21 to 28 miles per gallon, 2011 with 29,000 miles

      I'll be on the road most of the day ... plus I get .56 cents a mile :D
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      BTW Pump, what's a pretty good Trader Joe's Zin? I tried the Cline 2010 which I preferred much more over their Bogle 2010 Zin. Trader Joes, Costco, Sprouts are all close by...
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      I prefer the new 2013 model Ford Escape, but they are def more pricey.
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      That's a Ford Escape. It just appears like it's an Expedition or Excursion on that photo, but it's not actually a gas guzzler, since it's in the compact SUV class.
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        Costco I would try the Opolo Zin, Trader Joe's Peachy Canyon, I have not had any wine since X-mas.......
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          Yep, Its not much bigger then my wife's Honda fit parked in the drive way......

          I have a truck so I went for the Small SUV

          Sold my daughters Jetta that I was driving since she got her BMW
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          4WD?

          Regardless, congrats Pumpy!
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          Unemployment has been hard on you. :D
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            Pumpy is a "Capo Bastage" ........................who knew !!!

            Even Captain Piccard is totally pissed off ............. [IMG]
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            Speaking of vessels, I was just wondering if we should all chip in so that the next time Jack comes over, it'll be aboard Titanic II :roflmao:

            P.S. who's ready to reenact "Rose" opposite Jack ;)
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            Can't say I'd even heard about this down here Poofessoria ..................

            BUT .................. if it has any association with Clive Palmer, I'd steer well clear, because this bloke is as queer as a $3 bill and makes Humpty Dumpty look like an anorexic catwalk model.

            Last I'd heard or read about him was that nearly everything he owned was being repo'd, because he was broke.... your typical ecctentric billionaire bullshit, he and a bloke like Trump would make great Lover's. ;)

            p.s.s ........ well Ashleyrose would ofcourse you silly sausage sizzler. :D
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            Just 2 WD, 1st time I have had leather and it's fully loaded :)
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            I was better off not drinking....... Oh, but I did have some Zin and pizza watching the superbowl forgot about that! :oops:
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            Some cushy for the tushy eh? :) Should be fairly comfy as you resume "Road Warrior" status.
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            How appropriate and how very silly of me to have forgotten than!

            BTW, did I mention that Titanic II is being built in China? :laugh:
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            Isn't that what Blewy was intimating? ;)
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            My new gift from the owner this week........... I pay 0.
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            Xman, That is sweet! :D:tup::D
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            Not bad for a freebie gift huh?
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            Which 2 wheels you plan on using first ?????

            And as far as your nutsack goes .........do we really need to know thats its fully-loaded ?

            I figured that went without saying !!!!!! :D
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            You wont believe this for a coincidence, but they had a 20 minute segment on the entire Titanic deal on our 60 Minutes last night.

            Showed Ol` Humpy over there in New York at a function, drumming up business of the "Who's Who" of the place and getting interested parties involved in financing the cost to build this thing.

            He's no dummy when it comes to business ofcourse and has some rather interesting philosophy's on how to make money and does put alot back into his local town of Newcastle up north.

            The guy doesn't even have a clue at this stage s to what the cost to build it will be and doesn't seem to care either, its just money according to how he looks at it and will more than pay for itself in publicity and interest, once its up and running.

            Ill be interested to see if it ever becomes a reality .....

            Well ofcourse its being built in China Poofessoria, where else in the world could you afford to build such a behemoth of a beast without owning Fort Knox ???? ;)
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            Now c'mon X man, we're all friends here ...... tell us what it REALLY cost you (if not in a monetary way, what goes on in that back room of the Produce department ???)
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            Surprised the **** outta me. Told me to met him at a car lot and thanked me for 19 years of work.
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            2012 w/only 12,500 miles.

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