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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    What's with this "today" bullshit you speak of ????????
     
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    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    it does become a little blaise being right most of the time I must admit ........ Luckily I have big shoulders to keep you lot afloat. :D
     
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    Is the "ice" next to the Mary Jane bush ??????

    Still have room for the "poppies" I hope.
     
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    So ...... Your a Lanky,well hung, Asian David Bowie lookalike with a Quasimodo type appearance ???

    We are getting closer by the day to a picture I do believe.
     
  5. jackfrost

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    Only roll you've been on is when you drop those dumbells and they roll over your head by the sound of it.
     
  6. jackfrost

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    I can't believe no one here has had the foresight to embed the story of the Chinese guy who inserted a LIVE Eel up his Bobdole because he'd seen it on a Prawn Movie ???????

    This place is losing its edge ...... :(
     
  7. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Hey now! I have been putting in a good 6 hours 5 days a week! :rolleyes:
     
  8. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Jackie...... Thank You!
     
  9. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Got an iPhone 5 today! :D
     
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    Oh Goody ........ FaceTime here we cummmmmmmm ????? :D
     
  11. jackfrost

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    You'll be all relieved to hear I have safely navigated "around the cement pylon" today without incident !!!

    Some quick work with a crowbar that for whatever reason happens to be in the cab, fixed up that door hinge and allowed the door to close ....

    That piece of nylon wasnt going to do the job, let me tell ya !!!! ;)
     
  12. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Sure, You can give me some face! :eek::D:whistling::D
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    Well, you're just going to have to replace it with a new one in June. ;)
     
  14. Pumpkin Bolt

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    My power button went out and the home button worked about 50% of the time....... :rolleyes:
     
  15. Blitzy

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    I was reading it on HuffPo earlier today but thought it was too sick even for this sick joint :eek:

    Also, some other fella next door to you in NZ, apparently had an affair with another eel :p
     
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    I was farging with you long distance style :D
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Wouldn't be the first time .....
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ........ What's that saying about "one being born every minute" !!!!! ;)

    I believe that needs to be amended these days to "every brazillisecond" with the rate of retards born these days.
     
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    Isn't that what "she" said many moons ago ????
     
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    Are you this hard on your women too? ;)
     
  21. jackfrost

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    Sounds like eels are the flavour of the month currently ....... Not sure when eating them orally became a thing of the past, but whaaaaaaaevah, gotta move with the times I guess.

    By the way, who has the large tub of Buttpaste these days ??????
     
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    YEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........finally beat you ya bastage !!!!!

    Chalk one up for Jackie !!!!!!
     
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    Jackie, Made it home from my house! :D
     
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    OK, So thats why only 50%
     
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    I'm just not witty today is all. I'll be okay tomorrow :D
     
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    Watch as the animal believes everything it says... He doesn't know that he himself is naturally delusional...
     
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    Jack, my head is so big that a) it has its own orbit and b) I don't think a puny dumbbell could roll over my head. Stoopid :rolleyes:
     
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    or C) ...... even Gooey is impressed !!!!
     
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    Loved it ......... very funny !!!! and I reckon we are still paying for that one in some way, 15 years later !!!
     

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