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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost
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    Now we are getting deep ...............I'm not sure that "Electron microscopes" have ever been apart of any convo here or at the JNCP back in the day ???

    Groundbreaking stuff .......... Red letter day thus far !!! :tup:
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    Just doing my part to pile this **** higher & deeper. :tup: Isn't that what PhD stands for?
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Ayup - and when the FBI posted a warning to only use THEIR OFFICIAL released pictures yesterday - I figured some (including self) might be jumping to conclusions - sure enough - now 1 dead and the young one on the run.. Meanwhile:

    Teen stunned at portrayal as Mass. bombing suspect
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    Last call on Danario Alexander

    Don't blink?
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    All that accomplished was getting their website to crash. It's not like they didn't release the "official" photos to all the news media. I guess people took them too literally. ;)
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    Fargin Belly-chick! ;):devilish::cautious::poop:

    It does sound like something he would do eh? :D
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    Gotta replace the deep threat........ Randy was too old to get the job done. ;)
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    You'll learn that he thinks he knows what he's talking about :)
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    Found our guy to shore up the O-line...... just need to bail him out of jail. ;)

    [​IMG]
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    I believe I can read Porky's lips ....

    "Listen here you Swine, seriously, call Jumpy Jerome, he'll tell you Im his teammate" !!!!
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    Not sure "on the RUN" is how I'd portray it Dave ..... ;)

    Whatever he's up to, he'd better enjoy it, as I have a feeling he won't be sucking in air too much longer.
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    Just tell 'em how much more informed you are since becoming a JNCP'er Stanly !!!!

    Before those days, you were just another clueless, hair flicking nerd on a path to nowhere ...
    .. Now look at you !!!!

    Since the haircut, at least you can SEE that your future is as bleak as the Chargers winning the AFC West anytime soon. :D
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    I feel like a part of me has died since becoming a "JNCP'er," and not something that I wanted to die :unsure:

    And my future is only bleak because you guys :mad:
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    Step #1.... blame your problems on others.

    Yep, you've already mastered the art of the loser.:D
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    "On the limp?" Apparently they have him pinned down hiding in a boat in someone's back yard about half a mile from where he abandoned their car-jacked Mercedes after getting away, (driving over his brother who had been shot down in the process of getting away).

    They may have him as I type this - in custody and apparently still alive. "It's over"...

    ~~~

    I disagree with the "its over" announcement - figure the two brothers were the "mules" and they got them - but IMHO it ain't over...
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    Interesting that Jay Paris thinks we'll draft a NT with the #11 pick. I can see that all three tackles might be gone, but I'd still rather bulk up the O-line first..... take the best guard, Warmack or Cooper.
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    An omen?........... :roflmao:

    The Philadelphia Eagles' first home game of the 2013 regular season will be on Sept. 15 against the San Diego Chargers. Regardless of the outcome, recent history tells us this is extremely good news for the Chargers. In each of the past four seasons, the visiting team in the Eagles' home opener has gone on to win the Super Bowl. You don't even have to win the game. The Ravens lost to the Eagles in Philadelphia's home opener last year and still couldn't be stopped in January or February. It's fate. May as well start designing the Chargers' rings now.
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    SB? SB? We're just trying to win a game here.... ;)
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    I know many Muslims who would love to disagree with you.

    Also, I don't think the two "bombers" (we actually don't know anything yet, they're still suspects after all) were Muslims. And, even if they were, that doesn't give anyone the right to discriminate against Islam simply because all of the terrorists that you have seen are Muslim. Remember the shooter in Norway a couple of years ago? He was radically Christian, considered "far-right" by many officers and psychologists. That's not to mention other Christian terrorists (I will leave the task of finding them to you).

    I find your post being extremely discriminatory and breaking the rules of the forum that you are (apparently) a mod of. Isn't there a political forum for that purpose?
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    Uh....... correct me if I'm wrong, but this isn't the political rant section, is it? ;)
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    Also, the two suspects are of Chechen (Russian) descent. They do not seem to be Muslims.
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw through that.
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    It's all to easy to stereotype....... Muslims make up nearly a third of the world's population, so to generalize behavior on account of a few bad actors is a stretch, to say the least.
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    I know it was before my time. but wasn't the Oklahoma city bomber not Muslim? :whistling:
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    Hmmmmmm .....well unless there's a King Tide in the very very near future, Id say he's well and truly FARG !!!!!!

    I'm with you Dave, these two Nuffers couldn't organise a shithouse raffle from what they've shown the last 2 days, let alone a terrorist attack of this proportion.....

    That would be the only reason Id want him taken alive at this stage ....... Being Young, Dumb and scared shitless may be an advantage in this instance, lets hope they can get some info out of him before giving him Ol' Sparky sometime in the very near future.
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    I think his eyes were slanted though....... and that Aurora shooter....... and that Sandy Hook shooter...... Umm, I lost my train of thought. ;)
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    OK, I screwed the pooch on this one. For the record, the bombing suspects ARE Muslims from Chechnya, and yeah, I discriminate against terrorists of all stripes. But you guys are right, this is not the place for this sort of discussion. Mea culpa. :tdown:
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    No problem..... it's an emotional subject to be sure.
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    Seems our "young buck" saved us a few bucks in cap space...... :tup:

    The Chargers deliberated this offseason which of three tenders to place on wide receiver Danario Alexander.

    At $2.879 million, they'd receive a first-round draft pick if another club signed him. At $2.023 million, they'd get a second-round pick. They opted, upon assessing their cap situation and projecting his market, for a million $1.323 tender that would award them nothing should Alexander depart.

    That was enough. He's staying.

    Thirty-one NFL teams had until Friday at 9 p.m. PT to sign the restricted free agent to an offer sheet and submit it to the club. The deadline passed without word, a Chargers spokesman said Friday night, so it appears outside clubs can no longer negotiate with the 6-foot-5 target.

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