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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    If you seen the pic he sent me on PM, you'd understand why ........ :D
     
  2. newjerseydamo

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    looking forward to August! bring on footbawwwlll!!!

    will need to make another Chargers shopping order me thinks to start the season.

    That is all.
     
  3. Stallion1994

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    I think I can pretty much infer why, Jack :rolleyes:
     
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  4. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    As you can see, Im still bowing to your every call ........ [​IMG] .......one facepalm smilie as requested.

    I can honestly say, in my 22 years of living in America, I never heard, seen or knew of a male by the name of Emerson, then again, its not like I'm a close follower of "modern day kid's names", it must be noted. ;)

    Admit it, you just wanted to be the first, you never were happy with just being one of the herd.

    "son of Emery" ??????................................Crikey's mate !!!! ........................just how many blokes are involved with the making of this kid anyway ????? :confused:

    Is a Paternity suit likely in the future ???

    Now how old is Corpsie Jnr these days ???? ......................I'm guessing it has to be closing in on 2 years and 8 months by now ??? ......................my Gawd, it seriously seems like yesterday, life's just flying by.
     
  5. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PWNED Stanly !!!!.......hahahahahaha.

    Nailed it BLEW ..... :tup:
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Now how could Einstein "miss" something that basic ????
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Very good Corpsie ...................... still some of the greatest comedic lines of alltime............. though in Stanly's case, I have a feeling he just likes to hang around the lockroom and get nekkidddd with the other Pocket Hercules-types.
     
  8. jackfrost

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    I didnt leave much to the imagination Stanly .............................. that was intentional by the way. ;)
     
  9. Stallion1994

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    Obviously I didn't miss it if I took the initiative and searched for it via Google ;)
     
  10. Stallion1994

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    You don't leave much to imagination because you don't have any imagination. ;)
     
  11. Stallion1994

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    The Green Ranger was always my favorite ;)
     
  12. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    In case you didn't catch the earlier reference to the 1980 move "Airplane" from Corpsie:

     
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Decisions, decisions, decisions... ;)
     
  14. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    So, McKennie stayed through today and was at Chargers Park early, presumably for a physical. <tick-tick-tick>

    Will there be celebrating in the Gas Lamp tonight?
     
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    UTKevinAcee@UTKevinAcee
    59m

    RT @55paul21: @UTKevinAcee any chance we land Mckinnie?? >Very good chance.
     
  16. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    sirs.....................
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Well now that TOG has departed town, I'm sure the Stingaree is in the process of filling his shoes and for memory, McKinnie isn't against a little "partying" .....................hell, they've probably just had an indoor moat built in there, with a luxury yacht added for measure. ;)
     
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    Somebody do me a favor. Look up "rented mule" in the dictionary and see if they at least used a flattering picture of me.


    Congrats, Corpsie. Unlike Jack, I think Emerson is a good name. It works for Fittipaldi. But I would give him a cool nickname, or maybe just homeschool him, just in case. You realize if the missus keeps taking you so seriously when you poke fun at her, you're going to need a soundproof mancave with a high dollar deadbolt.

    Jack, you jackwagon, Corpsie did come up with sheetsaucer. He posted a pic of linens and a dish, and sheetsaucer was born. Apologize to BoB now ya corkholster.

    I'll most likely be getting that land in the boonies, I just have to get some language in the contract cleared up first. I need to make sure the "no pigs or chickens for commercial purposes" means no Tyson or Smithfield, or if it means no homestead for me. A couple other sections need some clarification, I hate Legalese. I'll look at the 5.46 acres lot, and if the creek doesn't create a problem on it, I'll take it. Until I get the land cleared, water, septic, and electric taken care of, I'll do the Shammy thing and park a trailer at an RV park next to work. Banjos don't bother me, you usually find some good moonshine nearby.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Madam's and Whores .............
     
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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    we got it covered than?
     
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    So, who is going to sing about White Lightning now? So long George...



    I was a young teenager back in '59 when George Jone's "White Lightning" hit the charts, and already thinking about joining the Navy but had to wait a few years. (Did so when I turned 17). Both of us had one hell of a ride in the years since then, his fame and some times infamy continued to grow, so did my love for his music if not his lifestyle - sorry to see him go.
    -=dave=-
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Huh ????? ....what the farg is that pic of and who put that in my post ???????

    All I posted in that space was a face palm smilie ........Where and how did someone hack my post ????
     
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    There ya go, you just endorsed my original statement ........ The only two blokes in the world with the Christian name Emerson, are both BRAZILLIAN ....... I rest my case. :)

    OK, well I know CupN'Saucer was the original term, but I can live with Corpsie coming up with "sheet saucer", thought it may have been a Shammy special to be honest.

    So, your just gonna dig a hole to take a crap ???? ....... You'll be right at home out there by the sound of things ...... ;)
     
  24. jackfrost

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    Probably could have added PIMPS too I reckon ...... ;)
     
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    Obviously the website that hosted the image does not allow hyperlinking.
    [​IMG]
     
  26. Stallion1994

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    By the way, that image is of the Green Ranger from the series The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
     
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    I'm getting tired of athletes (EDIT: and just people in general) thinking that coming out is not a big deal. Nobody comes out being straight because there's no damn stigma against it. Give me a break.
     
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    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Emerson! Very cool name!

    Oh Jackie! You suck!



    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
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    John Travolta in a Grease remake maybe ?????
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Is there a time limit involved at least ???

    I know that facepalm smilie was still there when I went to bed last night, so that means it was viewable for at least 3 hours or so before changing to "whatever that is".
     

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