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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    I'm the Interweb's BSA: Bullsheet Service Agency ;)
     
  2. jackfrost

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    ohhhhhh ........ You have my deepest commiserations then !!!!!!! :D

    Has the Missus hide the liqueur cabinet key ............. AGAIN ??????? ;)
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    What the fruitcake ????

    "Oh he'll yeah, ofcourse you can video this on your iPhone baby, what harm could it possibly do ???? "

    I'm starting to wonder whether there is some kind of inbreeding NFL program hidden out in the backwoods of Kentucky where these types are raised by Wabbits and Wacoons !!!!!

    Seriously, is the aim now to score as LOW as possible on the Wonderlic to get a guernsey ????

    Sexy Rexy will be able to add those bimbos to his Tat collection at least. ;)
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    BLURRRRGHA!
     
  5. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    If you told me that was taken during his USC years, I could almost understand it, but how many years has this clown been in the NFL already? :rolleyes:

    No matter how bad things may look for a Pats fan, you can guarantee things will always be worse for a Jets fan. :laugh:
     
  6. FCBolt

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    I need to hide the beer fridge key from HER!!
     
  7. FCBolt

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    'Stoned as a judge in Colorado' you mean ;)
    But no--I gave up smoking that sheet 20 years ago. They don't call it dope for nothin...
     
  8. jackfrost

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    Its almost surreal-like, surely we must be dreaming this shite up ...................... I mean, really, playing Pro football for a living, making squillions for being less than ordinary let's admit, yet he seems totally oblivious to the fact that a simple recording like this could see it all come crashing down in the blink of an eye !!!!

    What am I missing here ??? .........................could anyone be that seriously retarded and NOT realize it ?

    That must be some heavy-duty Hoochie-Cootchie that muddafarger is smoking.
     
  9. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......................

    I should have guessed that ......................now I understand how the marriage has survived.

    Cue Blitzy .................

    Its all in the alcohol Poofessoria .................... get MORE alcohol in the house is the answer to........ "How to keep the Wifey Happy and Content".

    Remember that when you walk down the aisle again !!!! (plus, she has to be over 18 remember)
     
  10. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    So do I ask FC or Blitzy for advice?


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  11. jackfrost

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    You know I have all the answer's for you, those 2 will just keep you hangin' like a loose beanbag.
     
  12. FCBolt

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    Sure! ;)

    My advice: Give them a massage every now and then (and the keys to the beer fridge) and you're good to go.
     
  13. FCBolt

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    Like I said, they don't call it dope for nothing. Makes everyone stupid, especially the ones who think they can smoke it and continue to function 'normally.' Having to deal with them at work now that it's legal here...
     
  14. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    What is up home slice doggies?
     
  15. FCBolt

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    Day off, about to head up to mtns for camping with family. Taking a slough a kids of up a 14er. Will be lucky to make it above treeline...
     
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    Have a blast...
     
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    Thanks, hopefully we won't get burned/smoked out. Crazy fire year already.
     
  18. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    FC, that was the first thing that came to mind when I read of your plans - (sure sounds like fun though)! :tup:

    With that many little bladders along for the ride, better add an extra half hour or so for the trip up/back. ;)
     
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    19 firefighters killed...... tragic. Few things are more dangerous than a wildfire.
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Tragic news ........ Hoping Ringo and the family may have decided to go skiing, rather than camping at this time of year, way to many bush fires this time of year all over the States for me to ever have thought of pulling out a tent and sleeping bag.
     
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    No such problems here Jack.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......

    WHAT ??????

    They gonna let a little precipitation get in their way ????

    Surely someone over there owns a pair of flippers and a snorkel ????? :D
     
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    Well I watched that match on Monday. Unfortunately the quality of cricket is pretty dismal on the club level here. But it did go down to the last ball with the batsman on strike needing two to tie. They got one and were run out trying for the second.
     
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    Thats the type of finish worth watching at least.

    So, did you hear the latest Aussie cricket news last week ????

    They sacked the "Coach" .................................finally. (oh yeah, lets do this 2 weeks before the start of The Ashes tour ..........brilliant !!!!)

    That South African bum, Mickey Arthurs (who I"m still waiting to find out what exatly his creditials were ???)

    At last we have an ex-Aussie player, who's a renowned and much loved Coach of todays type cricketer's.............

    Darren "BOOF" Lehmann....................bit of a larrikan type in his playing day's, one of the boys who loved a beer, but takes no shite and doesnt care for reputations, just what this current bunch of under-achievers needs, so it should be interesting to see what goes down over the next few weeks.

    They still wont win to many games against the Pom's though, still a shitful team of mostly wanker's and if Warner (the biggest of them) gets a game, they should all be tarred & feathered. ;)
     
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    Make that 4 hours more than expected ;)
    8 year old made the top of Colorado though, I was impressed. And the 14 year old cousin flies in from sea level on Thursday, sleeps at 5000' in Boulder one night, up to 8000' in Twin Lakes the next night, then goes up to the top the next day. Couldn't believe it. I guess avoiding alcohol does work for acclimitization (not that I'd know from personal experience).
    The 11 year old climbed it 3 times. 1st cause he thought the switchbacks were bs and went straight up, 2nd to bring up Mom and East Coast cousin, 3rd to bring up his little brother. Not sure where he gets that from. Further evidence that his dad may be someone else :cautious:
     
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    Yeah, that was very sad. Those guys are usually super cautious but that was a wild run. Tragic indeed.
     
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    Not like AZ up here, though they banned all fires, charcoal bbq, etc the night before we got up to the camp spot.
    All the same, 100+ years of fire suppression has Colorado primed and ready when the lightning (or idiots) hit the right spot.
     
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    All umps and refs suck. I'm ashamed that one came from our Clan ;)
     
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    That last line set me off and resulted in a coughing fit! :D
     

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