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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. FCBolt
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    Damn dude, I'd tossed the coffee and gone straight whisky from game 1. Last year.
    Shop Rivers face into that and it'll be a masterpiece ;)
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    So I'm coaching this 3rd-4th grade flag football team made up of all 3rd graders, but they're alright--we were 2-0 going into today's game, having won 27-6 and 14-6 the two previous games.
    Met up with a team full of 4th graders and they crushed us. The funny thing was with 1 minute left, the opposing team was up 28-0 and driving. So their coach calls a time out to get that extra TD. Felt like I was in the NCAA

    They didn't get that extra TD but they were passing into the end zone last play of the game.:confused::roflmao:
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    Horrible news about Oliver. I was working at UGA when he was there. Seemed like a great guy.
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    Ex-Charger Paul Oliver reportedly commits suicide
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    I'm glad someone has finally recognized that fact ...... ;)
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    Was that prick Meyer coaching them ????

    He's pissed that Saban is probably still getting moremedia attention, so this is his way of getting the spotlight back on himself.

    What a Lowlife ........

    Fargin Spurrier must be furious these days that his mantle as the "elite Prick of the NCAA" has now passed him by. :D
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    Have the borders been sealed off up there Stiffy and World news trickling in slowly ???

    Or have you been hanging out on the golf course again ????
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    I see Freeman wants out of Tampa ......

    Gee, there's a shock......

    Overrated from Day 1 this bloke.

    So this will probably mean VJ wanting out too I would think, seeing as he thinks the bloke is a Top 5 QB ..... :roflmao:
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    I actually don't think he's that bad. Definitely not a Top 5 QB, that's just ridicoulous, but I'd say above average.

    I've got a pretty good feeling the Greg Schiano experience is in its final season though.
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    Haha!

    I guess we can't make fun of your SOD anymore, right ?

    (yeah, like that's gonna happen)
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    Canada is on a different SOD level than the rest of the World it must be noted ....... To many Dudley Do-Right replays me thinky !!!!
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    Total Pussy Mr
    Softco.ck extraordinaire Mr E Mann, heart as big as a carraway seed, built like Tarzan, plays like Jane type.

    Would be a fine and worthy winner of our own Illustrious award, Pooftah of the Year if he were eligible.

    2 and done you think Mister E !!!! ......Hmmmmmmmm, interesting, could well be right though.
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    I have heard that if you give the guy/guys that know the team the best things will turn around!:tup:
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    Come on Monday night Football! :abq1::helm1::abq2:
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    WooooHooooo

    You want on my knee or visa-versa ??????
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    On your knees is fine.......:D
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    "Must. Crush. Uppity. Third graders..."
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    In an unrelated development...I decided to do some background research on our new HC,
    and it turns out that Shusuke Kaneko did a splendid trilogy in the 1990s
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    Hey, Canada has great potential. They could have American technology, French food, and British culture.
    Unfortunately they chose French technology, British food, and American culture.
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    Hard to get a French car in Canada. No Citroen, Renault, Peugoet... nothing. Same with British food too... excepting the odd pub. We do have a British style legal system and parliamentary form of government.

    As far as American culture goes, they forgot to adopt the "can do" spirit... which makes doing business tedious and unnecessarily complicated, (plus frought with nepotism). The banks have been notoriously tight with lending or taking on any risk. So the economy here is not so prone to imploding as the American's is.

    They pick and choose getting in on an American war of aggresion. Afghanistan? Okay. Iraq? No thanks. Syria? Will a little blustering be enough? Drugs? Indeed... sounds like fun. Inner most Bob Dole searches at the border? Where's my rubber gloves and Vaseline?
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    [​IMG]

    I forgot to mention this earlier in the week BLEW .....

    Nice to see Wendy make a return to the OGDT graphics, just wasn't the same without her.
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    FARG !!! .......................I was hoping you'd show a little mercy you inglorious bastard. :(
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    I couldn't help but to laugh my arse off watching Billy Boy school that reporter the other day who wouldn't let up asking about how close Gronk was to playing .............. "He was inactive" !!!........... :roflmao:

    The fact that the reporter then showed enough balls to keep asking, but tried another angle with ........
    "Well how about Amendola then" ? ..................to which Billy without a hint of hesitation replied........."He was inactive too"

    Priceless stuff !!! :tup:
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    hahahaha, well that just strengthens my argument ...................if the farger's aren't waving white flags, baking croissants or pulling legs off frogs, the dyslexic bastages are getting their shyte muddled up worse than Gooey slaughtering the English language.
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    WELL DAMN !!!!

    That sure as hell explains why Pumpy visits the border as often as he does.
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    Did I know that the concussion that put Fluker out of last weeks game was caused by Jumpy IN PRACTICE !!! :eek:

    I thought he was concussed during the game against Philly ......................shows how much attention I pay to detail.

    Hey Jumpy, how about putting some hurt on the OPPOSITION for a change ya Bastage !!! :(

    So, it sounds like there isn't ONE of the starting OLine that is 100% coming into this week ................that should make for an interesting day.

    What are the chances Fillup's Missus made him go and quadruple the life insurance policy this past week ???

    Jumpy has done a "clavicle" .......................when did he get handed the ball for "a yd up the middle" ?, I missed that play apparently. ;)
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    Get your picks in Jacko?


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    There is no reason to fear - Shilling is back to save the day. Boyz beware! :rolleyes:

    Rough couple of weeks for our O-linesmen - and it ain't over. <sigh> When it comes to fatboys, you can just never have enough, either active - on the bench - on the PS - or on speed dial.
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    ohhhh SHITE !!!!

    Thanks PUMP ..... :tup:
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    Is Givens playing tonight ?

    Damn, tough to work out who's available this close to game time ....... Davis is again "iffy" I see too........ Not a good way to start the week if 2 players don't even get on the field.

    Time to take a punt I guess....

    EDIT ....latest news I can find suggests Davis will play tonight, fingers crossed ....... That's good enough for me.
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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Evening sirs...........

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