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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    Yes mate ....... Hopefully seeing as we don't leave till 10.20 it will be all taken care of.
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    Jack, I was just reading about the shooting and it happened in Terminal 3 - the Jet Blue terminal. Have you called the airlines to check on flights?
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    You Sir are an A grade arsewipe ........

    But I am glad I can provide you with your daily dose of laughter at least.

    I was in rare form yesterday, no doubt.
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    Was the Love shack at the Coronado Inn all booked up ???????
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    That and the one above are "one and the same" ........... Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush !!!
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    your welcome "Conc" ........ :whistling:
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    Why would it be unusual to put keys together on the one key ring ????

    I must be missing something ....... (Besides a brain I mean)
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    You sure ???? .......I read it was all the Aussie airlines, but didn't see Jet Blue mentioned......... I'm pretty sure our flight is originating from San Diego and not coming from LA ........ Well at least I hope it is........ FARG !!!! :mad:
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    Here is the airport map...

    http://www.lawa.org/uploadedFiles/LAX/pdf/LAX Airline Location Map.pdf

    Do you fly through LAX, or direct to Boston?
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    Unfortunately, I'd guess it's somewhat unlikely that your flight schedule won't be affected at all.

    Think of the domino effect caused by all the flights that weren't where they were supposed to be throughout the day. They're gonna have a lot of catching up/rescheduling to do in airports all across the country.

    For your sake, I hope I'm wrong, but I would definitely check the status before heading to the airport so you aren't stuck there for several extra hours. Especially if you are leaving from SD Int Airport, getting stuck there would be a small step above prison, there ain't shite to do in there.
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    Translation for Jack:

    It's not absolutely certain that you're ******, but it's pretty damn likely that you're ******. ;)
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    When it's not your key, I would say that falls in the "unusual" category.

    I don't reckon that most janitors put their work keys on the same ring as their personal keys (and take them off at the end of their shift) each day. ;)

    If you are at a bar, and need to take a buddy's keys away so he doesn't drive drunk, do those go on the same ring as yours ?

    Trust me, as soon as this is all straightened out, you'll be laughing your arse off about it too :tup:
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    Just heard that Terminal 3 will remain closed for the rest of the night.

    Other sections just started reopening a short time ago.
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    Thanks !

    Hopeful that will save several rounds of questions ;)
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    I tried googling "Common Sense For Dummies" and this was one of the finds:

    [​IMG]

    But you have to be smart enough to install the Kindle app on an iPad...

    (The search continues)...
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    Everything was sold out! :poop:
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    Poor Jack!

    Having to think of 6 letter words! :roflmao:

    [​IMG]
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    Out of all the stupid sheet that happened, this one has more SOD than all the others combined.
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    That explains it. Too ******* funny.
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    Is jack up to his 7 coffee?
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    If any of us would know, it would be you.

    So I guess it's safe to say its a Mister E ;)
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    Well if Jackie packed two bags I have No idea how he'll make it to the game! A day is only so long!

    We all know he can't manage two items at the same time!


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    Never fear with old Jackson Tiberius Frosting (aka The Captain) at the helm. :D
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    I see we are still having a field day on the house keys..........by the way, still aren't any closer to retrieving them and you all think I farging useless!this Alamo mob make me look like I have a clue.

    we think the car is in Escondido (that's them talking), seems the guywho had it after us decided he'd drop it off there, apparently unbeknown to those at the airport depot. :rolleyes:

    Well made to Washington on time, no delays, so that was a bonus.

    Won't be hooking up tonight with Chop and Punkitty though, probably have a fairly early night, didn't get awhole lot of sleep on the flight(s), so we'll just catch up at the ground tomorrow.

    Yes PUMP, putting my in FF now ......

    Anyone like to trade for one J Blackmon in FF ??????

    Going cheap..... :)

    Gooooooo Chargersssssss !!!!
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    You better scream loud you basticle!

    Arrive in Orlando ok

    Will watch you on tv
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    We are in section 132, directly behind the end zone to the left, looking from the Chargers sideline.

    You should be able to easily identify DEEV shouting abuse or beating on Redskin fans I do believe. :D
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    Hey Jack,

    You should make a sign so we can see you on TV!




    Maybe:


    Have you seen my keys! :D


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