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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    This is true, without jacko to kick around, the SOD slows to a crawl.
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    SOD? What is this SOD that you speak of? And do they require my services?
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    Speed of Dark. The velocity at which synapses fire around here.
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    Well lets get this party started then you farger's .......

    So, now that Larry the Lemon has gone to IR (wasnt he always sorta on IR anyway ?) ..... who's going to be starting at OLB now ?

    Nice call by Blitzy and reply by Jammer in regard to the flight .......that boy must have Flightware as his default.

    Back in OZ in one piece, weather is atrocious for Nov, coldest so far on record, shite, nice timing Jack.

    Deev has emailed me a shite load of pics, but ill need time to figure out how to get them over here ofcourse...... Then again, I could just have her do it and save us all a lot of time and bother !

    Can't believe that Todd Christensen is dead !!!!.......? WOW, that is awfully sad and tragic news at just 57.

    Really hope it was indeed from complications and not what many are probably assuming.

    RIP.
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    My brother also named one of the horses he trained "Speed Of Dark" after it became an established JNCP catchcry and she did quite well, winning a few races before the owner took her off to Queensland to continue her career.

    If you could help her gain a little more speed, that would be appreciated. ;)
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    boltcorpse back from the dead

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    this place is the deadest spot on the muthafukkin interwebz...
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    Well if you're in here, it can't be any worse than Cabo I assume.

    Are Dekk and Looooouey to stoned to type ?
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    There is a good Aussie flick called, "Kenny" which has a scene where a bunch of English envying kunts going to the races, get mad at Kenny for bringing his kid on the job (he's a portable ******* engineer). They are later seen piss drunk urinating in their dresses. I've seen that in real life!

    You know how if you are a woman in Kentucky (or maybe a skank in SD), you act like a plantation owner's wife by wearing a dumb hat on the day of the derby? Well in Oz, they act like that all over the bloody country during the Melbourne Cup! No joke, every dive motel and pub in Queensland has a reservation only day and these mutts all dressed up in their finery go to act posh with ridiculous Canbera/ English accents before succumbing to their true selves and barfing all over each other. To their credit, they're full of Conc but at least they aren't gold digging like the birds in Del Mar
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    really? i can say schitter? silliness
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    Oh Gawd yes, racing season here these days is a total free-for-all, where peeps from all walks of life, glam up to the max and it's almost a full on contest to see who can make the biggest "bad bad word starting with C" of themselves.

    Women outdo the men at any track in Australia too nowadays, peeps who wouldn't know the arse from the head attend these days, as it's seen as the Biggest social day of the year in nearly ever country town.

    It's not uncommon to see women in $1000 gowns and ridiculous headwear, passed out on the ground lawns, before the 5th race has been run for the day, usually with said gown up around their head and showing the world what they've had for breakfast, so to speak. ;)

    The movie "Kenny" had that unforgettable line ........ "That smell will outlive religion" in it by the way.
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    WTF?! $1K gowns?! Shirley, you must have left out a Zero somewhere! When was the last time you (ever) went gown shopping? 1960's?! :eek:

    Jackie, you can't even get a third-hand-me-down decent gown these days for that much!
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    Oh God, you must be a dame from Del Mar or La Jolla
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    Wouldn't you luv to find out ;)
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    Burlington Bolt Brother said:
    Oh God, you must be a dame from Del Mar or La Jolla

    Little coast tease.
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    Bahhaahhaahhaahhaha!! :D
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    Ahhh.... Ok...
    Pass our terrific dinner?
    Pee on trees Dan?
    Poop only (in) Toilets Dummy?
    Pat our tooshy daintily?
    Pour on tarnished dinner-wear?
    Put our tools down?
    Photo of the dark?
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    None of the above :(
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    P_______ of the day
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    Peace offering of the day? ;)
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    Phuck of the Day ? :whistling:
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    Hmmmm, OK it has been awhile since I last went "Gown shopping" I must admit !!! :oops:
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    Oh damn Poffessoria ...... he is damn close though.

    He may be about to "ping" you down to a few 100 metre's if you're not careful.

    Warm BBB........... very warm !!!! ;)
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    I can't think of a single aboriginal, ever rich enough to have moved to California !!!!! :rolleyes:

    I'm mind-bottled ! ;)

    Does sound like something that a total goon by the name of Anthony Mundine would be more than capable of, but I'm pretty sure he is still on the "No fly list" after his comments regarding 9/11 .........

    .....and anyway, most Aussie's have disowned him even being Australian these day's, he's an embarrassment to the entire human race that prick.
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    I'm of the belief our Jam Jam has a telescope zoomed in on those flights also.

    He takes this stalking shite seriously you do realize. ;)
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    I do now...
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