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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    How many years has it been now? :D
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    A Southern California man has been arrested after police say he whacked a taxi with a didgeridoo in an argument over the fare.

    Collum says he went into the house and came out with a didgeridoo — a long, wooden instrument from Australia.

    Collum says the man threatened the driver with it. The cabbie drove off, but the man allegedly chased the cab and whacked it several times with the didgeridoo, denting the vehicle.



    Well, I sure don't claim to have any idea why he has chosen to visit us here,
    but I, for one, welcome Toronto Mayor Rob Ford to our neck of the woods.
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    You should have asked me BEFORE I left, would have been more than happy to bring one over for you.
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    I have only been begging for 2 or 3... ;)
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    Now you tell me! Just ship one FedEx! ;)
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    He and Ex Mayor Marian Barry aren't hooking up for a "little session" of pipe-puffing are they ?
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    I'm pretty sure Deev has one ......................if so, you have first grab at it if she ever moves down here, how's that sound ?
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    Can I get sloppy seconds ? :x3:
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    Sold! Call her and tell her to start packing! ;)
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    Really sloppy....
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    Most Australians have disowned every Aboriginal "half breed" (They tend to get supportive of the dark ones quietly dying in silence- providing they don't get uppity about resource and land rights). Funny thing though about the 911 comments is that as much as a guilt ridden Aussie hates an Abo, they tend to agree with the Machine's comments about it. Though I myself don't agree it was blowback, it is very sane to assume that someone was not happy about Empire and struck.

    Australia would surprise a great many "leftist" yanks because the media is actually far more controlled and blatantly anti-populist than America's...and though the constant pounding away by the TV has slowly conformed Australia's majority, there still exists a large population of anti-crown/dollar swagmen (as well as silenced babyboomers who received free educations and a "fair go" under the Whitlam programs) who cannot be brain fuched like the average Americano Aussie. Of course there are an unhealthy amount of young fools and older, racist, sycophant babyboomers who switched their parents' loyalty to England with a loyalty to the US regime, but the dinky di still lives on.
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    1. You lost Jack at slowly conformed.
    2. Can we neatly fit the Aussie populace into
    A. Anti crown swagmen
    B. Silenced fair go Whitlam babyboomers
    C. Young fools (that's a bs catchall category that demonstrates your ignorance regarding Generation Yiners--they're not all like that you old ****)
    D. Older racist sycophant babyboomers
    E. You forgot Queenslanders who are a mix of D and A.
    F. The rest of the aussie fuchs who you've implicitly labeled conformed.

    I ask cause I've known the most PC vegan fuckers in the world from SA, Victoria, NSW, and can't leave out ACT, who don't fit into those categories. But they're not F. They're G: Hippie Bastage Aussies who think they know it all. And let's not forgot H. Tasmanians.

    I think that covers it.
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    Blitzy? STFU! You have no idea what is being discussed and only have a good feeling that you should fix FC a sandwich
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    I left out fringes, FC but what is important to remember (even though you too have no idea and are only going off feel :roflmao:) is that even most the leftiest of the "lefties" in Oz hate Aboriginals. They will argue this of course but the tells come out when they try to do so.
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    I was thinking Russell Crowe found something that works better than a phone.
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    Just make sure it's the didgeridoo you grab, or else things could get awkward:eek:
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    If you want sloppy seconds, talk to Blitzy;)
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    Good point. I guess I should find out what one looks like...
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    Well I'll admit I've never been there, but I have lived with the fucks in Europe. So I'm pretty sure that makes me an expert ;). The expat lefties would never admit to that. The expat Queenslanders otoh revel in it.
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    This is all the poofessor ever gives me:

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    Screen Shot 2013-11-16 at 8.39.13 AM.png

    Not that I'd expect anyone to remember (my humble ramblings), but a few weeks into the
    season I was mocking the Colts for spending a 1st Round draft pick on Trent Richardson…
    not calling the guy a bum, but just pointing out what seemed obvious:
    If Norv & Chudzinski were letting "the next big thing"--that the Brown paid so dearly for--
    walk after merely 17 games…they must be seeing something in practice that suggests
    that TR's 2012 3.6 ypc is actually even less impressive than it looks on Sundays.

    Now, 8 games into his high-profile Colt career, TR has less than 100 carries…
    mostly because he's yielding only 2.8 ypc in a Colts uni. Wow! That would be unacceptable
    if it were a UFA from Arizona St., but this the 3rd man picked in the 2012 draft!

    Then I saw this jaw-dropping (though not entirely surprising) headline on NFL.com:
    "Colts: We'd trade for Trent Richardson again"
    Hate to say it, but the first thing that popped into my mind was "And then Charger coach Mike McCoy
    defended Colts GM Ryan Grigson, saying: 'Hey, no one should be second-guessing this costly acquisition...
    if Richardson were averaging 5.7 ypc...everyone would be celebrating the move, am I right?'"


    One of the posters on TPM put it the way I wish I had:

    "2.8 ypc over the course of a couple games is a trend.
    2.8 ypc over the course of half a season? That’s a Trent."
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    scary is that too many people think that's reasonable---including McCoy!
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    Not sure if allowed here,but gonna post anyways... delete if need be,mods.
    Looking to raise a little $ if possible...... got a PR officially signed mini helmet in a case w/ pic of him signing it, his and hers bolts watches, 6 good LT milestone cards, one signed with his full name before he became just LT, A framed card holder with Fouts, Byrd era cards 20 in the frame. Will work on pics for anyone interested.... just looking for a fair price + shipping. PM me if interested plz.
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    Anything for my honey-boo Ringo. You on the other hand... Wait a min; my other hand is actually very busy right now!
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    Okie:
    There may be some very vicious, yet unsubstantiated rumors about me. I blame the greying and fat Aussie for these malicious lies... I have decided!
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    I am flattered and will brag either way but is your hand in a grip going up and down or open going in little circles?
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    I just had to stop right there ;)
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    Perv! What an old donut driller ;)

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