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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blitzy
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    The time period when I was referring to was late 90's and it seemed like a very white neighborhood... I'm sure that with your silver tongue, you'd be able to charm your way into the El Jefe's close circle of friends, but just in case you should be subjected to extra search and scrutiny, just let them know that you know Gooey and that he's a friend of yours :D (Jack will then for sure inherit your house, your wife & kids)
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    boltcorpse back from the dead

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    this place is deader than a corpse.
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    Boss, How can you reply to my post elsewhere if your here? :whistling:
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    The date had a pumpy and now the pumpy is seedless! :D
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    Welcome to your purgatory. I guess that petition to convince ChargerTom to resign wasn't such a great idea after all, for your online socializing ;)
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    R u kidding? TMB is the deadest of them all ;)
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    I can't even remember my password to sign onto CMB. Not a big loss to either side ;)
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    Its not "blondehair&blueeyes"
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    Could be close though! Maybe blondewithbigboobs ;)
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    So you were truly a car shark.
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    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he might eat for a lifetime. Pumpkin will attest to the latter ;)
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    fify ;)
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    I see wut u did there :cautious:

    btw, happy TG to you fine folks :bolt:
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    Yo, McRibs are $2.39 a piece I'll have you know ........ ;)
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    Happy Turkey Day ya pack of Glorious Knob-Gobbler's .............

    I'm not a great one for celebrating holidays it must be said, but I do miss Thanksgiving moreso than any other.

    The Food and Football make for one great day.

    Enjoy Family and friends, I'll lift a Coke today in your honour.
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    Thanks mate!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
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    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    Enjoy your day!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
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    Happy Turkey Day to all my Américains friends
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    With all the flight cancellations in the U.S due to the bad weather in the East, how's our Sky Stalker doing on this fine day? :p

    Oh, Happy Thanksgiving to all you namby pampies!
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    He will be OK, the turkey will be a natural relaxer for him... ;)
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    Isn't Jammer domiciled in QueNada?
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    Damn, 4.10am wakeup call this morning to catch the start of the Lions/Pack ............

    Interesting evening last night....

    Usual Thursday Night dinner at the Ol' Duck's place, just set to leave and hear what sounds like her yelling in the backyard.

    Walk out to see if Im hearing things and here she is laying on the pavers, cool as a cucumber and tells me to go get **** (her Hubby) as " I seem to have broken my leg" was her calm, exact response !!! :eek:
    (***Really , "M.ick" is filtered out ? .... :confused:, I must get "Crocodile "Mickey" Dundee onto this travesty immediately)
    And sure as shite stinks, she had indeed...........snapped the femur clean through, halfway between the knee and hip, was not a pretty sight let me tell ya, her leg was shaped like a Boomerang.

    Tough old Bird though, she never passed out or puked (which I think I was far closer too doing than her) and the wait for the ambulance felt like hours ...........I leaned against her back for support, as she couldnt lie down without more pain, after 30 minutes of that I think I needed a stretcher more than she did.

    Anyway, as of late last night, no op until this morning at earliest, should know more in a few hours from now.

    I'm sure she's had the overnight nurses earning their paychecks and probably rethinking their career paths no doubt. ;)
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    If Montreal counts, that would be an affirmative Poofessoria ................. Im so glad to see you've really paid attention to things in here over the years. :rolleyes:
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    How in Hades hot am I supposed to know! I am no internet stalker, the charges were never proven!
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    And who exactly are you "young man"? How come you know my middle name?!. Have we met before?
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    Are already you high on turkey scent from the oven?
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    Jackie boy, hope and expect that Mamma Frost is gonna be just fine... Seems she's cut from a much more durable and stronger fabric than the wuss which you are :whistling:
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    Happy Thanksgiving you fargin M.icks!!!
    Have a good one!

    Lessee if that's really censored: ****. Yep affirmative there Jacko. Good thing your real name ain't Dick. Edit: but that isn't censored...hmm...? Micks? ****? Lol M.ick Edit II: More wine!!!
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    I plead the 5th...
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    Never a dull moment when there's a Frost around. Should I send my best wishes to your mom, or the nursing staff? ;)

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