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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Burlington Bolt Brother

    Burlington Bolt Brother BoltTalker

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    This is true! as a douche nozzle, I can attest to gay bars being a great place to hook up with straight chicks
     
  2. jackfrost

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    Absolutely .........................Look, Im not one who gets overly demonstrative at games, I go to enjoy "watching the game", NOT being the Centre of Attention as most fans seem hell bent on achieving. (fargknuckles)

    Its one of those unwritten laws at our Football games (though, it is changing for the worse unfortunetly, seems todays younger generation aren't quite caught up with the meaning of the word socially acceptable etiquette ) but from my own experiences, the language at American Football games is out of control and rarely if ever reported.

    Over here we have "real cops" that will come down to your seat if you have a problem, over there all you see is an Indian guy in a yellow jacket, who is watching the latest Cricket Test match from Mumbai on his Samsung Galaxy and if called upon, couldnt knock the froth from a beer, let alone handle an out of control, menacing drunkard imbecile.
     
  3. Blitzy

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    The art of being a shark is to pretend that you are a dolphin while swimming with the mermaids ;)
     
  4. jackfrost

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    YEP ..................same tune, different venue..................... lets see them destroy a poor outfit in the Turd's next week and finish off the season by beating up on a declining Queefs team.

    All for nothing ofcourse ..................... well, a mid round draft pick again, which will please The Deaner no doubt, those Top 8 bastages want too big a contract anyway. ;)

    First back to back wins of the year ..............CHECK !

    Beating the Manning boy's back to back !!!! (name when that was last done ?) .....................AWESOMENESS !!!
     
  5. Blitzy

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    There you have your next OGDT idea ;)
     
  6. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't that have been shortened to simply read ...................."ME" ????? :roflmao:
     
  7. Blitzy

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    No, because you have no game :p
     
  8. jackfrost

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    OK, clean up on aisle 5 .......................the shite's piling up quickly now................. [​IMG]
     
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  9. jackfrost

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    Why would I be in need of this said "Game" ?

    Look where "Game" has landed you these day's ....... [​IMG]
     
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    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I said that once to Pumpkin and have been regretting it ever since.... :(
     
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  11. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    If blue had only made a Jackfrost FatHead! :tup:

    It would be a great post here!
     
  12. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Scoreboard! :tup::whistling::D:tup::rolleyes::inlove::tup:
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Lance19

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    "It looks like you may be using
    a redundant phrase here,
    would you like me to fix it for you?"

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  15. jackfrost

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    Who dat messin' with me this early in the morning ????

    Well, some of us have to work for a living, so off I go ..............later you Inglorious Bastages !!
     
  16. Pumpkin Bolt

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  17. Lance19

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    This…this is the Rivers I really like:
    The one that says:

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    "Damn straight I kicked their butts!
    That's why I can pull off this sweet bolo!!
    Gaze upon my proud tongue, if you've got the guts."


    more than the Rivers that says:

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    "This here Santorum feller
    be makin' a lot of sense!"
     
  18. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Seven Smileys always beat a top hat! :D:tup::notworthy::sneaky::tup::notworthy::D
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I beg to differ... no... I just differ, I choose not to beg! ;)
     
  20. jackfrost

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    That's some great head right there PUMP ......one of your E Harmony harem ladies perhaps ????
     
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    It looks like a Michael Jodanesque hang time. Viewing it from the side it appears that Moreno in an effort to block Weddle, actually pushed him up enabling to kick into a second elevation gear!
     
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    Finally made my first lodge meeting here since my transfer and voting in.... great night, w/ great people . This morning at 6:30 we held a XMAS breakfast for the locals.... everything you could want for almost no $, kids ate free...... had Santa there taking free pics, plus every kid got a bag of goodies from Santa, and we had a door prize give away for all the kids .....8 bikes, skateboards, dolls. every kind of toy you can imagine... I ran my butt of serving the food for 4 1/2 hours , until we ran out.... so many families turned out, it was awesome to be a part of...... my grandson won a skateboard as a door prize. Every kid went away so happy and the whole family with bellies full, made me proud to serve them all......

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    For sure....... if Moreno hadn't pushed Weddle, he would've already dropped down before the ball was thrown. Another great play in an all around outstanding game by Moses. ;)
     
  25. Lance19

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    Hey, we need all the help we can get!

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    And to think that AJ was "itching" to get K.M (that's Knowshon Moreno to the Simpleton from Down Under) in the 2009 draft :confused:
    AJerk was hell bent to find LT's replacement at that #12 draft spot and he eventually landed Rhino Matthews by trading up in the 2010 draft, and I'll let you guess as to what spot? ;)
     
  27. jackfrost

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    Was still an impressive vertical by Weddle, the hands by Moreno may have helped him linger a little longer if anything, but he was getting "up there" regardless.

    Reminded me of the line throw in's in Rugby Union ............
     
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    Never has my tagline been better illustrated than this beauty......... :roflmao:

    Eric Young
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    OMG, none of you people can see the Bronco's let the chargers win. They want them in the playoffs, just like oakland and the chiefs will let them win, they're trying to create an easier road to the Superbowl. They would rather play against teams they're familiar with. It has nothing to do with Peyton, His performance wasn't bad for the time he had the ball, just look at his numbers for the game. I don't understand why y'all wanna hate on the greatest of all times. And the Todd guy who couldn't spell the great's name right, I'm a colts Fan that's following Denver now because I'm a Peyton Fan, You are down right ignorant to put Peyton on a scale as for you guys getting him, and trying to weigh out his flaws that don't exists. Get a grip people, a Superbowl doesn't define a player, it defines a team. Tom Brady was a plug when he won his Superbowls, any good QB could have played those games and won on that team, they were a dynasty, and by far the best team, not QB, TEAM. The only reason you people hate on Manning is because he's the only NFL player that is truly a 1 Man Dynasty, he makes a Bad TEAM, Good/Great. There were no Superstars on that Bronco's team B4 Peyton, if you don't believe me, throw in Madden 12 or 13 and look at those guys overall ratings B4 Peyton. Just like the Colts, he Made That City, Indy wasn't no Football Town B4 Peyton, and they weren't even able to win a game without him, the same team that went undefeated until they sat the starters, and went to the superbowl, loss to the saints in a rigged game. Whether Peyton gets another ring or 2 or none, he will always be the Greatest, if it were rings he was worried about he would have chose the 49ers, not a losing Bronco's team, but he knew he could make them Great. Denvers Defense is only ranked so low because most of their opponents play catch up, and do risky plays out of desperation, and make it happen sometimes. Bottom line is, even if the Bronco's win the next 3 superbowls, nothing will change in the eyes of those who already know he's the greatest, we'll all just be honored to see him play. Stop Hating, just let the boys play ball.
     
  29. Lance19

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    Wait.
    You have a tagline?
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Sounds like Charger Tom talking about any person who has ever wore a Chargers jersey.

    Blind Homerism needs to find a cure, its a shocking illness !!! :rolleyes:
     

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