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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    TY sir....
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    Good to hear, bro. Proud to hear it.
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    With the interest rates involved, going Guido is the next logical step.
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    They have "stand your ground" in some States ;)
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    Unless you are too big too fail, or in other words, too big to collect ;)
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    How the "little guy" gets badgered by collection agencies in this country is astonishing and astounding! Thanks to GW's CC company buddies, ehhhm, lobbyists, who rewrote the bankruptcy laws in 2005 and one of the spearhead was Capital One, which I believe is registered in the State of Delaware. Hmmm? I wonder who else was from DE back then in the Senate?! ;)
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    Frankly, Delaware is too tiny to be a state....... it only exists to harbor insurance companies and loan sharks.
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    How dare you, Sire?! Crazy Uncle Joe is a National Treasure ;)
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    I'll second you on that one.
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    Quiet times ........ Sitting here waiting on a road side assistance bloke to show up and jump start this useless rental truck I've been driving the last 2 days ........ Seems that leaving the Parker's on for more than 5 minutes ( which is necessary to turn the interior light in the back on) is a NONO !!! :D
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    Just a question?

    Are you carrying two set of keys?


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
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    You're dangerously close to treading on political territory. ;)
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    Yes..............

    my car keys are in a bag on the seat next to me !!!!

    Why do you ask ? :D
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    Maybe you used your car keys in the truck?

    Justsaying......


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    It's the offseason ;)
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    Hmmmm, let me double check !!!! :whistling:
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    Did you see this Herr Blitzschlag? Uncle Crazy Joe is featured.

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    I have a few pages to catch up on, don't I !!!!

    I'll keep it short & sweet, that should be much appreciated by all. ;)

    - SandyBob's back :eek: !!......Nice :tup:

    -Nice work X, keep it up mate !!!


    FARG, it's been dead in here for weeks now ........ when it gets to the stage that Pump and Poofessoria have to stoop to pulling out 80's video's of that quality, we've definetely hit an alltime, sharkshite LOW !!! :(
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    Anyone fill me in on what I'm missing here please !!! :cautious:

    I hope it doesnt mean Corpsie's Ol' Band has reunited !!! :eek:
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    I double douchebag dare them to lob at my door !!! :D
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    Had an interesting situation happen at the house last night ...........

    Sitting out back, having a quick fagg and heard a noise from the neighbours fence that I haven't laid eye's on in 18 months of living here .................sounded like wood being hit or something similar.

    As I can't see that side of the backyard because I have a sunroom covering it, I just went back to doing the suduko............a few minutes passed and the noise was getting more intense and now sounded like "hammering", so I stuck my head around the corner for a sticky-beak ........

    Much to my utter surprise, there appears to be a PITBULL mouth, gripping whats left of a fence paling and proceeding to displace it from the rest of the fence ...........at this stage I was slightly panicked when I realised that my Mothers dog (YEP, she's STILL here .....don't ask !!!) was somewhere in the backyard and probably wouldn't make a bad dinner for what seemed to be a rather rabid-looking creature about to enter the scene.

    Grabbed her arse up ASAP, just as TWO dirty great Pitbullls came barrelling through the now large hole (3 palings missing by this stage) and headed into the sunroom ........... (was hoping like hell the cat was out front, though I'd fancy her chances far better than the ****-zu's to be honest, she's a nasty piece of work that one)

    Anywhoooo, here are a brindle and white pair of Pitbull's running loose in the yard and thoroughly enjoying their new-found freedom, eating the food and drinking all the water they could stomach ............ they looked harmless enough and weren't barking or looking menacing at all, but its been awhile since Ive been around Pit's, so decided it better to finally "meet" the neighbours and alert them that their "baby's" must have been hungry, because they had just eaten the side fence. :confused: :whistling:

    They were so apologetic and embarrassed, not that they needed to be, as they said the dogs were totally good with all peeps (not sure that would have been the case with my dog though), so they proceeded to fix the fence as best they could at that time of night, because the last thing Ineeded was to come home the next day and find the dog eaten and these 2 guys sitting in my loungeroom (seeing as the backdoor is open all day while I'm at work)

    Was damn lucky that it all happened when it did.......................... would hate to have seen what "could of been" had I just been sitting in the house and those 2 waltzed through the backdoor.........................I'd have ****-a-major-brick at that sight..........................lucked out I guess. [​IMG]
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    ^^^ Glad it worked out as it did Mate! ^^^

    That is some scary **** right there!
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    Corrugated iron sounds like a better material to keeps those bastages contained.
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    Apparently he had it double layered with some lattice as well he told me, but yep, "any type wood" isn't gonna hold those "puppies" back I hate to say, you should have seen what those jaws did to that wood !! ....... its now sawdust Baby !!!

    You all know how I feel about dogs and it would take one hell of a bad situation for me to react in a negative way towards any dog, but if they attacked my dog and obviously we all know how that would end up, then yeah, I'd be needing those guys to be put down, would break my heart, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere.

    They didnt look vicious at all, in fact they were wagging their tails and panting when they seen me through the door, didnt act aggressive at all, but they are just a breed that is hard to trust...............and the simple fact that if that had of happened and I wasnt around to get Sasha inside to safety, then who knows what would have occured, but gut instinct tells me it probably wouldn't have been good.

    Yeah BLEW, maybe some concreting rebar would do the trick, definetely would make me feel safer when I'm not about during the day.
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    Gotta admit, did startle me a little and that has never happened around any dog(s) before .........................FARG, when it comes to animals I'm usually fearless, but Pits reputations make you take the "retreat and live to fight another day" attitude to be honest.
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    Anyone sad to see Shannon Sharpe take his lisp off the screen ?

    OK, didn't think so........ :tup:

    Any truth in the rumour he and Sylvester are teaming up to do a remake of "Sing a song of Sixpence" ?
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    Did somebody say '80's music videos???:D

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    Nothing to see here sir.......

    How be you, BTW?

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